help TITS 500

Ya'll keep this shit up I might have a coronary. At my age any things possible. L

Ya'll keep this shit up I might have a coronary. At my age any things possible. L Originally Posted by Sonoman

You need to save that for when I'm riding that hard cock of yours! If you're gonna go, soldier, you need to do it in battle!

xoxo

I got remember to start checking to see if you and Brit are CPR certified. I have access to AED thats up to date and certified.

You need to save that for when I'm riding that hard cock of yours! If you're gonna go, soldier, you need to do it in battle!

xoxo Originally Posted by Abbey_Jones

Bcg,

Your wit and cynicism makes me squirt!!!

xoxoxo Originally Posted by Abbey_Jones

I've never been with a squirter!!! What have I done wrong?????

lets get back to the point everybuddy and thats finding me a good hooker for 500! thanks for all the help if your a help. Originally Posted by Tits McFloppin

So titty Mac what is the point? Ever thought you might have to entertain Rosie and her 4 daughters for the big 500? Of course Lila came out retirement. Whats wrong with her initials on you belt? Jest say'n

Tmac, if you hadn't pissed off Mike1701, he mighta hooked you up w/ his utr spinner. Originally Posted by Abbey_Jones

So titty Mac what is the point? Ever thought you might have to entertain Rosie and her 4 daughters for the big 500? Of course Lila came out retirement. Whats wrong with her initials on you belt? Jest say'n Originally Posted by Sonoman

thing is ABBEY some times he has been cool to me and some times he aint. not woried about if somebuddy gets pised for sily resons or what ever. i even said sorry to him see http://eccie.net/showpost.php?p=1054594094&postcount=11 . i got my UTRs and he gots his. no big deel to me. i can except a dude even if he make ME mad before BUT i aint mad at him and dont meen for my respense to your post to make more drama.

SONGMAN i alredy been wit ROSIE! i alredy seen LILA many times to. i am looken for a NEW 1 that i aint done IT with before and thats how it makes from 499 girls to 500. some was hookers and some aint.

now ima look for sugestens from the team. i allways do good TOFTT and i just asken for help. what girl or hooker that i aint done IT with befor can be the TITS 500 women todo IT good with?

Tits, it all good. Don't know what you are looking for. You can go from Lady Scarlet to a utr. . . . . A.spinner to a real woman . Damn shame Aussie Lady not around, she would rock your world. What is your perimeters?

Give some insight.

Tits, it all good. Don't know what you are looking for. You can go from Lady Scarlet to a utr. . . . . A.spinner to a real woman . Damn shame Aussie Lady not around, she would rock your world. What is your perimeters?

Give some insight. Originally Posted by mike1701

thank bro! good to knw were freinds again see. now what the heck is a peemeter?

now i see your sayen a spiner to a reel women BUT do you meen a spiner aint a reel women?

i dont like if there to old wit sagey old rasin tits BUT got to be 18 or older see. just looken for somebuddy who aint gross and nastey and gots a good pussey for DATY sence ima pickey eater.

and she gots todo IT good!

I've never been with a squirter!!! What have I done wrong????? Originally Posted by Sonoman

I'm trying to learn and getting better, but I wouldn't call myself a squirter - yet.

I'm trying to learn and getting better, but I wouldn't call myself a squirter - yet. Originally Posted by Abbey_Jones

. Your squirting skills have not been fully mastered., soon you will know the full power of the squirt..

May the squirt be with you. LOL

thank bro! good to knw were freinds again see. now what the heck is a peemeter?

now i see your sayen a spiner to a reel women BUT do you meen a spiner aint a reel women?

i dont like if there to old wit sagey old rasin tits BUT got to be 18 or older see. just looken for somebuddy who aint gross and nastey and gots a good pussey for DATY sence ima pickey eater.

and she gots todo IT good! Originally Posted by Tits McFloppin

Sometimes the spinners break........lol

I don't do gross or nastey..

A real woman will make you say Damn, I wasn't expecting that...

I've never been with a squirter!!! What have I done wrong????? Originally Posted by Sonoman

Not seen LexiLove from Alabama. Or NatashaLynne from North Carolina. Both of whom are very easy to make squirt (even I could do it, and I'm much less talented BCD than AJ would like you to believe).

(According to her reviews Mina Parker from the MS Gulf Coast was also a squirter, but I wasn't able to get that reaction from her in the one time I saw her; now she's either retired or gone far UTR, so it's unlikely either of us would get the chance to try again. )

ObTITS500: If you've never seen either of those two (LexiLove or NatashaLynne), they might be fine candidates for #500 if you can entice them to Nashvegas soon. I don't know their touring schedules (in fact, ISTR Lexi's taking some time off soon), so those stars may not align for you. I'm pretty sure you're not stopping at 500, though, so you can note them for future reference, even if you don't choose them for TITS500.

Cheers,

bcg

I'm trying to learn and getting better, but I wouldn't call myself a squirter - yet. Originally Posted by Abbey_Jones

I don't know if it's learned or not. In my experience, there are a few lucky, very orgasmic women to whom it just comes naturally... then again, the most orgasmic woman of my acquaintance was a former girlfriend who could make herself cum by simply crossing her legs and wiggling her foot just right (that I saw with my own eyes and heard with my own ears... she also said she would occasionally cum just walking, which I never witnessed) yet she never squirted in the time I was going with her.

Good luck getting there.

Cheers,

bcg

Tits,

Make your 500 memorable. Go to a few strip clubs and make it a mission that your 500 girl has to be a stripper and it has to be at the club! If you can do that with all the laws nowadays then you would have worked for it and it would be memorable!

Go forth and concur.

UDAMAN:ar gue:

Several people are amazed that I've never seen Lexi. I'm sure it's my loss. Yes and I know from reading she soaks the sheets. I don't why I've never contacted her. Could be these damn Alabama get ups. Bear Bryant and I was born and raised in the same general location. I had the pleasure meeting him due to high
football. I admire him and what he did at Bama. But until Lexi puts on a Razorback jersey and hog panties I ain't call'n.

I'm just to damn picky. That's me

Not seen LexiLove from Alabama. Or NatashaLynne from North Carolina. Both of whom are very easy to make squirt (even I could do it, and I'm much less talented BCD than AJ would like you to believe).

(According to her reviews Mina Parker from the MS Gulf Coast was also a squirter, but I wasn't able to get that reaction from her in the one time I saw her; now she's either retired or gone far UTR, so it's unlikely either of us would get the chance to try again. )

ObTITS500: If you've never seen either of those two (LexiLove or NatashaLynne), they might be fine candidates for #500 if you can entice them to Nashvegas soon. I don't know their touring schedules (in fact, ISTR Lexi's taking some time off soon), so those stars may not align for you. I'm pretty sure you're not stopping at 500, though, so you can note them for future reference, even if you don't choose them for TITS500.

Cheers,

bcg Originally Posted by bluffcityguy