Valerie, the wifey...

Your whore wife doesn't get enough attention already? Originally Posted by trey

Words of wisdom from one whose posts are blinded by his PLEASE LOOK AT ME signature "line." People in glass houses...ijs

Thanks!

I want your wife

Valerie, divorce Wakeup, and be my new wife. Because:

If you'll be with me
I'll hold you real tight
I'll be by your side
All day and all night
If you'll be my wife
I will treat you nice
We will make love
Whenever I like

I'll buy you new shoes
And a dress that is red
They'll belong just to you
Since my old girl is now dead
You have a pretty face
And hair that is gold
And your asshole is small
Like a seven year old

#PleaseBeMyWife

She's not falling for it Don...in the end she knows:

That I'm never gonna give her up.
That I'm never gonna let her down.
That I'm never gonna run around and desert her.
That I'm never gonna make her cry.
That I'm never gonna say goodbye.
That I'm never gonna tell a lie and hurt her.

Besides, she digs my tan trench coats and shirts that are the same color as my jeans...

P.S.-You gotta see this video of my wife pleasuring herself Rick roll'd muthafuckas!

Oh damn ... this thread is getting weird.

Oh damn ... this thread is getting weird. Originally Posted by pyramider

Getting?

Val showed the DarkSide some love on his birthday so I must show her some...Love this pic. That damn mouth...yummy

I still am a cunty hooktard ) Originally Posted by Valerie

Waking up to this disaster of a threAD has made my day already

This seemed appropriate given the eccentric tone of this thread..

I want your wife
Originally Posted by carkido45

Valerie, divorce Wakeup, and be my new wife. Because:

If you'll be with me
I'll hold you real tight
I'll be by your side
All day and all night
If you'll be my wife
I will treat you nice
We will make love
Whenever I like

I'll buy you new shoes
And a dress that is red
They'll belong just to you
Since my old girl is now dead
You have a pretty face
And hair that is gold
And your asshole is small
Like a seven year old

#PleaseBeMyWife Originally Posted by Don91

You fucktards go away. I've been sitting on wakeup's porch for three months now just waiting for him to let me in...



...And now I find out I'm gonna have to wait til after the Mayan Zombie Apocalypse to see her.

She's not falling for it Don...in the end she knows:

That I'm never gonna give her up.
That I'm never gonna let her down.
That I'm never gonna run around and desert her.
That I'm never gonna make her cry.
That I'm never gonna say goodbye.
That I'm never gonna tell a lie and hurt her.

Besides, she digs my tan trench coats and shirts that are the same color as my jeans...

P.S.-You gotta see this video of my wife pleasuring herself Rick roll'd muthafuckas! Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Fair enough. But I got my fill of your wife last night in the "American Werewolf In London." But I'll be more than happy to double my pleasure with Rick Astley right now, just for good measure. So the joke is on you, playboy

You fucktards go away. I've been sitting on wakeup's porch for three months now just waiting for him to let me in...



...And now I find out I'm gonna have to wait til after the Mayan Zombie Apocalypse to see her. Originally Posted by boardman

com at mez bro

heh, I got your bro right here.



Yes, Dear Valerie, we are fighting over you.

I'm down to scrap.