STUPID QUESTIONS us guys ask you...

Do I really have to wear this condom?

Nice Pic Jessica Originally Posted by Bestman200600

Thank u very much babydoll.

Do I really have to wear this condom? Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick

Eww that's the WORST question!

By far the stupidest question in my book. I'm sure many providers will agree.

Love your pix btw.

Heard one the other day: "What does BBBJ mean?"

Okay guys I'm settling this once and for all
JESSICA WILL YOU MARRY ME. I will be your creamy filled delight forever

I will take you to all the cowboys games and all the super bowls!
And after you work your magic cooking I will do the dishes

Awesome!! Climb aboard! Originally Posted by Jessica Jade

I like your choice of words.

"Is Rose your real name?"

LOL!

Sure. I blur my face, but use my real name.

I did ask once, do you live here during my early days, felt dumb for that for few days :-)

Okay guys I'm settling this once and for all
JESSICA WILL YOU MARRY ME. I will be your creamy filled delight forever

I will take you to all the cowboys games and all the super bowls!
And after you work your magic cooking I will do the dishes Originally Posted by DingdongTwinkie

WOW! How can a girl turn that down. Add a bucket of fried chicken in and the answer is HELL YEAH!

By far the stupidest question in my book. I'm sure many providers will agree.

Love your pix btw. Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick

Ditto babe.

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Believe it or not the dumbest was "will u marry me?" Originally Posted by Jessica Jade

I guess I'm late to the game here, but if all the other proposals fall though I'm here for you. LOL!

I'm just going to be honest. Jessica I'm not marriage material. But if you are looking for an awesome BFE (boyfriend experience), I deliver. I listen, I cuddle, I kiss great, I'm a good cook, and I will do whatever it takes in the rack. I even move furniture and shit and clean up after myself.... But marriage? Nah I pretty much want to fuck every hot chica I see. For a woman to make me marriage material, she would need the desire and energy to drain me twice a day. And I haven't met her yet.

So Jesse, don't marry me, but you can use me as BF whenever.

My favorite dumb question from the ladies is "do you want to fuck now?" No I'm here to.do your laundry and fold it...... Followed closely by "are you full service?" Of course and if we're lucky two times please.