Favorite Quotations

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

(Brought to mind by a post in the meet and greet thread in Coed Discussions...)

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
--Orson Welles

Cheers,

bcg

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.-Dr. Seuss

You can't fix stupid. - Ron White

Duct Tape Can't Fix Stupid But It Can Muffle The Sound

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein

Song lyric (Chris Cagle "Chicks Dig It") but :
Scars heal, glory fades
And all we're left with are the memories made
Pain hurts, but only for a minute
Yeah life is short so go on and live it

“Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.”

-- Agnes Sligh Turnbull

"A dog is the only thing on Earth that loves you more than you love yourself."

-- Josh Billings

"I'm doing weapons training for this piece of shit, then I go to Romania to shoot another piece of shit, then come back to shoot my part in this piece of shit...[sighs]...What can I say? My wife loves shoes."
— Ron Perlman on In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, directed by Uwe Boll

Cheers,

bcg

"A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more money than a hundred men with guns" - Vito Corleone.

“Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.”

-- Agnes Sligh Turnbull

"A dog is the only thing on Earth that loves you more than you love yourself."

-- Josh Billings Originally Posted by SpankyJ

Absolute truth here. My little buddy is pushing 15 now.

"I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable."

-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

A large caliber bullet goes in like a dime and comes out like a cash register.Lt Joe Kenda.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others

two can get on it an one isnt going to hurt an ur not going to miss it till u catchsomeone on it.

"The Dude Abides."

-- The Dude

"Is that some sort of Eastern thing?" " Far from it." Same movie.