Have you ever had a Booty call from a Provider? Okay, a DRUNK Provider?

Gotten them? Yes
Was it fun? Some better than others, but always fun (as long as she doesn't pass out before you get there)
Is there such a thing as a bad booty call?
Oh, and what the other guys said; Kelly, feel free to call me anytime, specially if its a group with you and Fawn.
We live for this kind of stuff.

Love to have a provider E-mail me or call for a goodtime ( just a fantasy of mine ).....Never happened up to now ......But I did have an employee call me one time during the night .Several times ...So drunk she didnt know what she was doing ..I didnt go see her tho ..she was not employed there very long however ...More to the story but way to long to describe ...

This type of deal is a battle of the two heads for me. I would like to think I wouldn't take advantage of a drunk woman. The next day conversation would be a little awkward. Especially if she was so drunk she barely remembered. Then if you think about it though, if you were to say no....she would just hang up and have someone else help her in her time of need. I don't live close enough to any of them to take advantage of such a call. By the time I got there she would have done passed out.

Happened to me just a couple of weeks ago. My ATF gave me a drunk booty text on a Sunday and I didn't see it till Tuesday. I spoke to her a couple of days later and she told me it turned into a drunken free-for-all. Damn...

Yes I must admit, to many budlights and jager shots one nite had me drunk dialing saying wake up, hello, want to talk. I know shame shame on me.

Yah,


I got a Drunk PM booty call just the other day...

She sure TALKED big then.... Sadly, she seems to have sobered up, or somethin, Cause I have not heard back.

I'm just Sayin....

Her ass is mine when she gets the guts up to call me back, or PM me, or whatever. I mean OOF, Geez.... I MAY even let her off the hook, so to speak, for teasin me... Or NOT!


PPE

If, yes....did you take her up on it? Was it fun? Weird? A disaster? No big deal...you've done it before. Er...her before?

Twice (except they weren't drunk). The first time, it ended in a situation that I would have much better off without. The second time, I learned from my first experience and didn't take her up on the offer.

Hahaaa.... I was just curious if that happened or not. I mean....it's not ever happened to me. I've never drunk PMed anyone. Here. On the board. Nuh uh.

Hmmm... Well, I can only speculate about the inebriation, but I can say for certain, that you never offered me a booty call.

Yes, twice, but in both cases I was just as drunk if not more than them and passed out texting back - I may have a problem

I will have to say yes, indeed. And it has happened on more than one occasion with more than one provider. But one in particular. Meet up, few drinks, laughs, good times, continue the convo at home then, well, yeah. And I dont even "hobby".

Now TNT Kelly, you and I both know how much you like Crown and 7-up. I know I have done my best to make sure you get plenty to drink when you come and visit. I seem to remember you falling off the bed because we had partied too much. Wait I think XO Sadie had actually thrown you off the bed only to jump on top of you. Is that too much information?

I've never had the drunk dial, but i have had PLENTY of drunk texts. Some of them incomprehensible.

It has ended in a booty call before and it was definitely fun. I have had to talk myself out of one or two booty calls though because I knew that she was beyond drunk or because she would be passed out by the time I got there. Its never an awkward morning if you're friends in that way.

Only once. And I think it was more a pity-boink then a booty-kawl. But I wasn't about to argue. Had a helluva time trying to walk outa the office with a stiffy. But I broke the sound barrier getting to her cause booty-kawls usually have a short life span.

No such luck yet, dammit!

Her ass is mine when she gets the guts up to call me back, or PM me, or whatever. I mean OOF, Geez.... I MAY even let her off the hook, so to speak, for teasin me... Or NOT!


PPE Originally Posted by PurplePussyEater

Sorry for not calling back PPE...lol...Hope my punishment isnt too bad...

mmm.. sweet memories! This happened not to long ago, I was actually at a swingers club with an ATF of mine.. We were in the car with some friends talking and etc. Apparently too many shots of Hennesy and Remy had me ready to go right in front of our friends in the back seat..

A couple of years ago, I had a couple of providers that would booty call me. We just clicked really well during BCD.

Sure made going to work the next day kind of rough. But usually had that S/E grin on the face.