What time of day are you most horny?

TittiesNBeer's Avatar
Too often I wake up horny which is a bummer because it's pretty difficult to schedule a morning date, unless its been arranged in advance. This can leave me feeling frustrated all day until I can finally schedule something.
johnnyatx's Avatar
Iiinteresting discussion. I find that evenings are probably my horniest - but that's also the time when I'm most likely to not want to actually leave the house. This is especially true if I've had maybe 2 drinks.

Mornings are actually really convenient for me to have some fun, but also the hardest time to try to schedule with someone. I also sorta feel bad for asking girls to wake up early and ready to go for me... maybe I shouldn't, but I do.

Why is my horny cycle opposite most of the ladies??
TemptationTammie's Avatar
I'm usually up around 7 or 8 am....
I'm only a morning person if I know the night before, lol.
Guest121917-1's Avatar
Im a morning kind of person
terrier16973479's Avatar
Horny cycle!
I love it!
Such great phrases on here!
Maybe not such a good pick up line:
What's your horny cycle?
<Slap!>
Definitely a question that dating sites need to ask:
What's your horny cycle?
We've found a match!
Your horny cycles align!
Possibly a business opportunity:
Let's chart your horny cycle, honey!
Then we'll do your hornyscope...

Horny cycle, horny cycle, horny cycle...
When you break the matter down into its constituent bits...each action has its re-action, and each effect has a cause...

Women generally reach peak estrogen production in the evening hours while men typically attain their highest levels of testosterone in the mornings. Granted there are certainly exceptions to this rule...different individuals will operate under separate biorhythms, however as a species the laws of our chemistries are created as such!

Im perpetually horny�� with a tendency to perform best at sunrise!
StopShort's Avatar
I think about sex all damn day!

But I'm the horniest early mornings and late at night.
thegj's Avatar
  • thegj
  • 12-14-2016, 10:57 AM
Yep. It gets worse. Originally Posted by Claire She Blows
Which makes it BETTER
If I am awake ...

well also if I am asleep...


I love wakin' up with my face in some sweet pussy- takes care of any morning breath lol
When I first wake up in the morning ..... junior is rock hard and ready for attention .....
Mornings are reserved for SO's... the real gf experience...where you're still mostly asleep breathing like Darth Vader, slight bits of drool here and there. He slides the granny panties to the side and humps away with his sleeping beauty fetish in mind. Mmmhhhmmm. I know some of you like dat shit. Lol
nuglet's Avatar
Mid evening 9-12 (midnight) after a nice dinner.
David.Douchehurst's Avatar
Whut time is it now?
Kitty Bunny Fuck's Avatar
Whut time is it now? Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst
That's what I said!! I'm always horney!!