Too often I wake up horny which is a bummer because it's pretty difficult to schedule a morning date, unless its been arranged in advance. This can leave me feeling frustrated all day until I can finally schedule something.
Iiinteresting discussion. I find that evenings are probably my horniest - but that's also the time when I'm most likely to not want to actually leave the house. This is especially true if I've had maybe 2 drinks.
Mornings are actually really convenient for me to have some fun, but also the hardest time to try to schedule with someone. I also sorta feel bad for asking girls to wake up early and ready to go for me... maybe I shouldn't, but I do.
Why is my horny cycle opposite most of the ladies??
Horny cycle!
I love it!
Such great phrases on here!
Maybe not such a good pick up line:
What's your horny cycle?
<Slap!>
Definitely a question that dating sites need to ask:
What's your horny cycle?
We've found a match!
Your horny cycles align!
Possibly a business opportunity:
Let's chart your horny cycle, honey!
Then we'll do your hornyscope...
When you break the matter down into its constituent bits...each action has its re-action, and each effect has a cause...
Women generally reach peak estrogen production in the evening hours while men typically attain their highest levels of testosterone in the mornings. Granted there are certainly exceptions to this rule...different individuals will operate under separate biorhythms, however as a species the laws of our chemistries are created as such!
Im perpetually horny with a tendency to perform best at sunrise!
Mornings are reserved for SO's... the real gf experience...where you're still mostly asleep breathing like Darth Vader, slight bits of drool here and there. He slides the granny panties to the side and humps away with his sleeping beauty fetish in mind. Mmmhhhmmm. I know some of you like dat shit. Lol