Ok, I'm Tired of the Price Wars! Guys, Show Me Your Ass! LOL!

I have ass photos on my website, they are a few years old but of course they are still accurate.

www.monkmonk'snekkidassforonly $300/anhour,com

for your convenience I now accept paypal. Originally Posted by monkmonk

Typical. And you charge $300 an hour? You've got to be kidding. The link isn't even working!!! (I'm on a smiley face roll today!)

Elisabeth

I don't know about y'all, but I'm tired of hearing the pissing and moaning over the price wars! Let's move on!!!!!

Guys, we have showed you our asses......turn about is fair play! Take a pic of your ass and post it! Who knows, you just may get a PM from some us lovely ladies! Originally Posted by Lana Warren

Lana, you dear sweet Woman, first let me say that you are a well respected provider so, i will take it easy on you here.

Your Quote: Ok, I'm Tired of the Price Wars! Guys, Show Me Your Ass! LOL!

I counted 3 Ladies that STARTED the price wars THREADS. The GUY'S are merely giving their input to those threads so, why is this Statement not directed at them? you damn Fool! now show me YOUR ass, oh wait, thats your avatar. lol

BTW, ya'll might win the Moaning Match but, in the Pissing Match, ya'll would LOSE. lol

CG

According to my ex, I'm all ass. Which part do you want a pic of? Originally Posted by esteve

Poor guy, how do you keep up with all of your faults on a daily basis without a current SO?

It is amazing that I can be a "complete asshole" and yet manage to only do a "half assed job" when running the vacuum. Luck or skill or simply the insanity of doing the same thing twice and expecting a different outcome? Or maybe, just maybe, I'm actually a "dumb ass".

Poor guy, how do you keep up with all of your faults on a daily basis without a current SO?

It is amazing that I can be a "complete asshole" and yet manage to only do a "half assed job" when running the vacuum. Luck or skill or simply the insanity of doing the same thing twice and expecting a different outcome? Or maybe, just maybe, I'm actually a "dumb ass". Originally Posted by Iaintliein

LM(ASS)O!!!!!!!!

Gotta love a smart ass!

Lana, you dear sweet Woman, first let me say that you are a well respected provider so, i will take it easy on you here.

Your Quote: Ok, I'm Tired of the Price Wars! Guys, Show Me Your Ass! LOL!

I counted 3 Ladies that STARTED the price wars THREADS. The GUY'S are merely giving their input to those threads so, why is this Statement not directed at them? you damn Fool! now show me YOUR ass, oh wait, thats your avatar. lol

CG Originally Posted by Copierguy0

CG,
Just shut and kiss me, you damn fool!

LM(ASS)O!!!!!!!!

Gotta love a smart ass! Originally Posted by Lana Warren

Thanks! That's the nicest thing a lady has said about my sorry ass in a very, very long time!

I have to say that for a moment I was tempted, I still have the backdrop and studio lights set up and actually thought about self portraits just for practice before I have to take everything down and put it away. But, on the whole, I think that might truly be a dumb ass thing to do.
Regards,

Waits and shivers in anticipation of a Goatse picture.

So we have two gents who posted an ass shot. Can we get three.....C'mon.

Pretty Puh-lease......(batting eyelashes).

OK,
If a lady posts a pic of her ass she may stand to get more business. . . so, what's the motivation here (other than a subconscious desire to see a divorce lawyer).

I want to post a picture of my hot ass but I am technically challenged.

Here's a shot of my ass. What's remarkable is it's the biggest ass in the world.

ok... here is another jackass:





and here is a dumbass:






and here is my ass!





* these are actual photos. 100% free if it's not me!

Hey, cpi: Do you like Matthew McConaughey so much that you disguised yourself as a pair of pants just to be close to his ass?

Here's a shot of my ass. What's remarkable is it's the biggest ass in the world.

Originally Posted by ShysterJon

Yes plus a 1000.

Thank you Matthew, oops CPI..........Im drooling baby. Kisses Lisa

ok... here is another jackass:





and here is a dumbass:






and here is my ass!





* these are actual photos. 100% free if it's not me! Originally Posted by cpi3000