Sorry in advance ladies and gents.....

Old-T!! I am literally LMAO over here. The thread I started is fun and A THREAD FOR EVERYONE to participate in. It's not just about me. So FUCKUNG what. And my attachments won't open because they are not there, because I DELETED ALL MY ATTACHMENTS! Welcome back dum-dum.

-Sincerely, the foul mouthed bitch

Oh and you come off as being overly sensitive but we won't hold that against your manhood.
Well, gemma...we are hookers we are supposed to be classy and poised women, remember? You are, clearly, just a tad too real ♡♡♡ Originally Posted by MissSaraXXX
Miss Sara...just out of curiosity and off the subject for a moment...would you like to have sex?
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Kitchens and reality.
Hmmm, interesting food for thought
There's nothing more real than warm oatmeal chocolate chip cookies
Miss Sara...just out of curiosity and off the subject for a moment...would you like to have sex? Originally Posted by BigDeal
Kitchens and reality.
Hmmm, interesting food for thought
There's nothing more real than warm oatmeal chocolate chip cookies Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter
Yes I'd love to...but this man keeps on talking about cookies, should I take the hint? And only if you truly are a "big" deal.
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...but this man keeps on talking about cookies Originally Posted by MissSaraXXX
And kitchens.
-Sincerely, the foul mouthed bitch Originally Posted by Gemma34
You got that part right.
You got that part right. Originally Posted by TGBeldin
Good to see your contribution to the thread. And such a clever response you have posted.... LMAO
Yes I'd love to...but this man keeps on talking about cookies, should I take the hint? And only if you truly are a "big" deal. Originally Posted by MissSaraXXX
OMG! Sara, you are great girl. I love it! :-p
Miss Sara...just out of curiosity and off the subject for a moment...would you like to have sex? Originally Posted by BigDeal
There's nothing more real than warm oatmeal chocolate chip cookies Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter
Yes I'd love to...but this man keeps on talking about cookies, should I take the hint? And only if you truly are a "big" deal. Originally Posted by MissSaraXXX
I know, right, Sara?!?!? I was almost distracted by the "chocolate chip cookies" thread-stealer, but then snapped back and remembered what I enjoyed eating even more than cookies!!

And, pay little attention to BigDeal... he'll try to woo you with the Rolex thing, when all you really need is a good reliable Timex, my dear! Keep on tickin', Sara!
I know, right, Sara?!?!? I was almost distracted by the "chocolate chip cookies" thread-stealer, but then snapped back and remembered what I enjoyed eating even more than cookies!!

And, pay little attention to BigDeal... he'll try to woo you with the Rolex thing, when all you really need is a good reliable Timex, my dear! Keep on tickin', Sara! Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs
I think we really need to arrive at a conclusion on this Timex/Rolex issue. A MFM session where I sample products and provide my expert opinion on which is better, perhaps? Worst case scenario. ..a tie...which would require a tie breaker (Woe is me ) I could really offer a great deal for best 2 out of 3...tough job but someone needs to do it. I will, reluctantly (wink), offer to help you guys sort this dilemma out.
I think we really need to arrive at a conclusion on this Timex/Rolex issue. A MFM session where I sample products and provide my expert opinion on which is better, perhaps? Worst case scenario. ..a tie...which would require a tie breaker (Woe is me ) I could really offer a great deal for best 2 out of 3...tough job but someone needs to do it. I will, reluctantly (wink), offer to help you guys sort this dilemma out. Originally Posted by MissSaraXXX
How about a compliment Sammich...I go first
You have many O's

Wiz goes 2nd you give the ol tap on the shoulder!

Then I go in and finish you off a few more times...,

That's a compliment sammich!

Oh and BTW sweetie...as far as Bigdeal...a good reporter never reveals secrets.

Ok now back to Gemma slappin people around...where were we?
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Originally Posted by Gemma34
-Sincerely, the foul mouthed bitch

You got that part right.
Dude, "foul mouthed bitch" is just a menu option for some of us.
Good to see your contribution to the thread. And such a clever response you have posted.... LMAO Originally Posted by Gemma34
Cleverness is my strong point but I can't take too much credit, I was just agreeing with you.

Curiosity question: if you think this thread is such a waste of time why do you have more posts on it than anyone else? Do you value time wasting?
"Curiosity killed the cat"
Wiz goes 2nd you give the ol tap on the shoulder! Originally Posted by BigDeal
Why am I thinking that Sara wouldn't tap out...?? I'm thinking she's got plenty of O's in her.

Yeah, Big Deal, speakin' of sammiches... you best bring a PB&J sammich, some drinks, perhaps a book to read, etc, cuz you'll be waiting forever until I'd give this one back!!