things NOT to say when you get busted...

Sitting here laughing so hard I'm crying...

first dog thats funny. 1 you ask can you come back after my bj. 2 I wasn't paying for sex i was paying so she won't tell my wife. 3 If you don't arrest me then I'll pay for your hour to even let you go first. 4 my pastor told me to donate to unwed mothers to save my soul, don't wont me to go to hell do you

Welcome back Cheaper. You have been missed.

wtf this is my wife were just role playing don't you & your boyfriend role play ( mind you this is a male cop)