Hygeine how do you handle one thats bad

a quick shower never hurts it has been a hot summer and i am sure we have all sweat a bit

Listerine people!! Buy it, use it, and love it!
Redwolf's Avatar
Well, I will tell the client to take a shower with me, I will gently kiss his lips so he feels relaxed instead of embarassed. Originally Posted by anita
That makes me want to get dirty with you, I mean, be dirty with you, er, be dirty when I arrive.

Could you do the same even if I was already clean and freshly showered?

I shower, shave, etc. before any date. I haven't done it yet, but I could see myself being on the road when a lady offers to meet right away after my request. Then, I would be asking for a shower.

Unless it was really bad, I would tolerate a lady's smell. If it was a lady that I just met, I would have a hard time suggesting a shower or offering a mint right away. If we already knew each other a little, it could be done very playfully or even erotically.
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Redwolf while I applaud your ability to overlook some off odor from a provider I have to say I can't. A providers time is not free. It should be looked at as a service. A fun,hot,exhilarating service but a service in the long run. If a provider comes to me with body or vaginal odor , then I assume she doesn't really care. I make sure I am as clean as possible when I meet and I do expect the same. We hobbyist have the same responsibilty to the provider. We won't get their best service if we are stanky.

I guess the bottom line is CLEAN IT! and have fun
Ok guys how would you tell a provider that her goodies smell. Would you stop the session and quit or figure out someway to get her to clean up. It kinda kills the mood for me so I think it would be done there Originally Posted by burkalini
It did happen to me. Lady's snatch smelled like shit!!! I love DATY, but couldn't be down there for more than a few seconds. I didn't say anything, and probably wouldn't if it happened again. She also "forgot" the covers. I had my own. I was never a boy scout, but that time I was prepared.

Ask her to take a shower. Or tell her you like the sessions better when the girl is freshly showered. But "maybe" she has an infection, "maybe" it is not because she is dirty. Originally Posted by anita
I'm too shy (see above). I didn't think it might have been and infection. Good thing. That would have freaked me out much more than the odor.

I thank my lucky stars a client has not told me I was stinky. Mostly because Im fresh out the shower when they walk in the door, giving them a wet hug. Originally Posted by lisa.lisa0302
Just because no one has told you, doesn't mean it hasn't happened. Just means no one has been bold enough to bring it up. Remember, in this world, we all tend to be on our best behaviors while on the date.

a quick shower never hurts it has been a hot summer and i am sure we have all sweat a bit

Listerine people!! Buy it, use it, and love it! Originally Posted by LAVixian
My mouthwash of choice is Scope--original mint in original bottle. I don't adapt to new stuff very well, I guess.
Scope outlast is the best stuff! Give it a try!

BTW boys, YOU are the one paying for it, tell her to take a shower! If she gets offended, leave! With your money!
burkalini's Avatar
Tiffany if she needs a shower I just want to send her home.
Just tell her. I know I would tell my client if he smelled less than desirable. It's your time right?
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Poor vaginal hygiene has been my #1 source of dissatisfaction in the hobby this year. The problem has become so prevalent that I stopped seeing escorts for three months. I just couldn't handle it any more.

Since I've been in the hobby for 24 years and my wife was a provider in the late 80s and early 90s; I know that a provider can always smell and taste as fresh as the morning dew regardless of her volume of business ... even on a single day.

I come to the session freshly showered and groomed. I am ready and prepared for intimacy. I expect the same from my provider.

I enjoy extended periods of DATY. Without that, a session is complete failure for me.

One of the primary problems is the residual odor left by condoms. This is particularly the case when using a Polyisoprene condom (Lifestyles Skin), a non-latex condom, because one (or both) of the sexual partners is allergic to latex. These condoms leave a very nasty residual odor on the skin and it takes a concentrated effort to even neutralize it.

During the 3-month period I stopped seeing escorts, I became a frequent patron at EMPs (Erotic Massage Parlors: Asian massage parlors that provide erotic services.) Never, ever have I been with an EMP provider who wasn't always fresh. Furthermore, the young ladies at these full service EMPs entertain a large number of gentleman every day.

A simple bath or shower (even with a spray nozzle) will not resolve poor vaginal hygiene for a provider. Special douches and other products are required to maintain proper vaginal hygiene by providers who are active in the hobby.

In closing, I started seeing escorts again mid-August because I want to support independent escorts. I had appointments with four escorts and three EMP providers over a 30-day period and the results regarding hygiene were as follows:

* Three of the four escorts had poor vaginal hygiene.
* All three of the EMP providers were clean and fresh.
Poor vaginal hygiene has been my #1 source of dissatisfaction in the hobby this year. The problem has become so prevalent that I stopped seeing escorts for three months. I just couldn't handle it any more................




In closing, I started seeing escorts again mid-August because I want to support independent escorts. I had appointments with four escorts and three EMP providers over a 30-day period and the results regarding hygiene were as follows:

* Three of the four escorts had poor vaginal hygiene.
* All three of the EMP providers were clean and fresh. Originally Posted by pjpenner
WOW! I had no idea the problem is that bad....seriously? What are these ladies thinking? I rarely have more then 3-4 gentlemen in a week, so with that reguard, I am very lucky with the fact that condom residue is not an issue with me...
I taste myself each morning when I wake up, and each night when i go to bed. I want to see what I taste like, after all, it is my mechandise and I have to stay aware of the quilaty of it. Other then it becoming a bit bitter when I drink too much coffee, I rarely have any issues with smell or with taste.
I know the chemicals in store bought douches are horrible on a ladies health....I personally know two individuals (one of which is my sister) who has had health issues with too much douching with the chemical, over the counter ones, and i am sure that they wasn't useing them on a daily basis. Personally, I only use water in my douch....warm water.
They do sell other items, such as rephresh, but again, I could see problems arising from over use of any chemical based products in that sensitive area.
I beleive drinking plenty of water on a daily basis may be your best bet, because it will keep you 'flushed out' even in that area, and will at least water down any smell or taste.
Does any one else have any suggestions?
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No way! Not after you fucked that poor cat! Originally Posted by Tiffany Cums

This is funny!!
i can count on one hand when i had a session that was not 8 or 9am.
first thing in the morning, everyone is freshly showered. i love a lady with her hair partially wet.

peace
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  • jwood
  • 10-11-2010, 03:18 PM
Tick Tacks
Ladies, if a client shows up with bad hygiene, have you ever, ever turned him away without taking even a partial donation because of it????

Men, if the lady shows up with bad hygiene, have you ever, ever kept your donation and left after finding out about the bad hygiene????
I have had a few sweaty dicks, but the ole' wash clothe trick takes care of that....with the sweaty pussys too btw, wash cloth and flavored lube!

I have during kissing tasted their last meal, or ciggerates on their breath, and I am not sensitive to that so it doesn't bother me much as long as I don't start getting food particles swapped.....I have to be thankful becuase I have only had one man who had came in that was dirty, and sweaty, and smelled as though there was rotton meat in his mouth. Yeah, I got him to take a shower with me, and I personally washed him down...and then I just kept my mouth busy on his other parts....

I think since we are the ones receiving the money, we can be a lot more tolerant then what you gentlemen should be. The ladies should show up in a manner in which they are arriving a job interview, because that is basically what it is....and if she doesn't work for your position, don't hire her!

If i am to ever leave on the basis of his poor hygeine, unless I had driven out of my way or had already paid for the room, I would not ask or take any money.
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I hate to keep sounding tough on this one. If she has bad hygeine I will ask for my money back. I had to do this once and she gave me half back. I tried to be as nice as possible but its hard to be totally nice while you saying you have bad odor. She reacted with anger as if how could I say that but I knew I was right and had said it without any malice.