Review Specials.

OldLLRP if you don't believe the reviews then don't read them. Use the other tools available to decide which providers to see. When I am trying to decide I read ALL of her reviews as well as looking at threads she started and posts she has made as well as any info which may be available in the men's lounge. I also see how she responds to an email or PM. No one should make a decision based on just a couple of reviews. My reviews, although I don't write many, are very boring but they are also factual. I don't write them for entertainment value.

I agree with some of the others. Write a few and show us how it's done!

I believe there are people, on here, with some serious reading comprehension issues.

Initially, I was discussing discounts for reviews. Are those reviews written in the presence of the provider? She is offering a discount and wants to see something in return.

I recently saw a lady with 15 positive reviews. Not one negative review. Actually, she was very skilled and personally I liked her.

Would I ever see her again ...fuck no!

Years ago, there was a photography studio called Glamour Shots. I believe they are still in business. They can take an average girl and make her look like a super model. That is what this girls showcase looked like. Another of those type pictures made it into the ROS portion of one of the reviews.

Fifteen reviews and nobody mentioned that her pictures look far better than the actual product.

Over the years, I have benefited from YMMV. Having pictures that only remotely resemble the girl has nothing to do with YMMV.

Just yesterday, I helped out a girl that I have seen several times dealing with a business. My advise saved her around a thousand dollars. It didn't cost me anything and I was glad to help. My Mileage with her Will Vary. She thinks of me as a friend.

Again, I'm reaching the point where I have zero confidence in what I'm reading on here. If I can't find a friend that has actually seen her, I'm not likely to take the plunge.

Someone explain how you can have an honest critique when every review sounds like perfection?

No, I don't have reading comprehension issues!

Cross reference

If OldLRRP write review for SallySuckMyBalls and he say she is super sexy and suck balls like a German Schlampe I don't take him serious until I cross reference. Look at his other review for a common lady. I read that and if we agreed about the different lady I know I can take him at value.

I will continue to rely on my friends opinions and continue to chose mostly strippers.

Take a look at the current reviews. I defy you to find even the slightest criticism of any woman on the page. None of these women have cellulite, their tits defy gravity and dentists feature their teeth in their advertisements. They are all flawless with world class porn star skills. It's that or they are in the alert section.

Before someone comments on my body ...I'm not trying to sell it.

never mind

I will continue to rely on my friends opinions and continue to chose mostly strippers.

Take a look at the current reviews. I defy you to find even the slightest criticism of any woman on the page. None of these women have cellulite, their tits defy gravity and dentists feature their teeth in their advertisements. They are all flawless with world class porn star skills. It's that or they are in the alert section.

Before someone comments on my body ...I'm not trying to sell it. Originally Posted by OldLRRP

So how much are you interested In paying this perfect 10 you want to see? Cuz maintenance as a woman is expensive as hell.
I pay out 500/month just for gym and yoga
taking care of my skin, nails brazilian, hair an extra 300-600 not to add dr. Visits and rent.

Cut us some slack

Write a review. Show everyone how it is done. Originally Posted by mydallas1

You know, we could start that whole vitriolic "you bring no value to the board by using everyone and not posting your own reviews you lazy, selfish coat-tail riding useless sack of shit motherfucker" thing back that "we" flogged so brilliantly last year about this time....

Naw. Let the guy bitch without participation. It's the American way! There's a lot of people out there these days claiming they didn't vote for Obama last time, too.

Find 'em, fuck, em, keep it to yourself, complain because of lack of intel. It's a perfect equation. Worked for PrettyFuckingMarvelous, it'll work for you!

Can you not even find ONE REVIEW that has SOMETHING you might be interested in? No truthful (in your opinion) statements?

Some of the ROS is overly long and I usually will not read them. But others are informative and I have seen reviews of a Provider that I have reviewed and I've found similar comments on looks, attitudes, atmosphere, IOP, etc. And that's what you want to see...several reviews of a girl...not two or three.

When the same ROS comments show up in several reviews of a girl, I tend to think there is merit to them. I don't care if it was a "Review Special" where the guy got a discount. Put them all together and form an opinion.

Most of the guys here don't write for a living and cannot express themselves in verse. But if you think they're lying why not say so in the comments instead of just blanketing all reviews as bullshit? And be prepared to back up your reasoning.

If you trust your friends (I trust mine as well) and only rely on them, that's fine but to come on here and bash reviews rings hollow for a guy who doesn't (or won't) write them. Reviews are just one of many useful tools here.

I'm curious...do your friends you rely on write reviews?

Two things here that are as useless as a dick in a convent:
1. People here that are full of shit.
2. People that don't share info but bitch about what IS shared.

Tell the truth...you're actually gonna start writing reviews but wanted to let everyone know they will be "By God Honestly Written" for a change...by you...?

Hey-- I had someone comment about my mid section in my most recent review. Most of my reviews will mention something about my fluff-- but then again, I'm pretty brutally honest about it on the boards too, so there's that....

Guys that have not written reviews have nothing to say about the quality of the reviews others have written.

When there is a review special, are those reviews written just after you count out the donation or just before you leave?

I want to see a little honesty and reality. All you white knights are pussies. Originally Posted by OldLRRP

Well before everyone gets further off tangent to the question, above was his question!

Well before everyone gets further off tangent to the question, above was his question! Originally Posted by TallDallasGuy

Then let me paraphrase the question and cut through the sarcasm. "Are people writing positive reviews for session discounts or provider favor?" Is that about it?
But you already know the answer to that. Some probably are. Did you think they were going to self identify or is this just a rant?

So how much are you interested In paying this perfect 10 you want to see? Cuz maintenance as a woman is expensive as hell.
I pay out 500/month just for gym and yoga
taking care of my skin, nails brazilian, hair an extra 300-600 not to add dr. Visits and rent.

Cut us some slack Originally Posted by lily blake

I believe many of the women are getting more than their fare share of slack.

I commend you for taking care of yourself. I want you to find anything where I complained about price. You can't find anyone that will say I have tried to negotiate a rate. I never book less than an hour.

You know, we could start that whole vitriolic "you bring no value to the board by using everyone and not posting your own reviews you lazy, selfish coat-tail riding useless sack of shit motherfucker" thing back that "we" flogged so brilliantly last year about this time....

Naw. Let the guy bitch without participation. It's the American way! There's a lot of people out there these days claiming they didn't vote for Obama last time, too.

Find 'em, fuck, em, keep it to yourself, complain because of lack of intel. It's a perfect equation. Worked for PrettyFuckingMarvelous, it'll work for you! Originally Posted by phildo

I'm very impressed with your grasp of the language.