Hobby "hot runs?"

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so Porsha shows up in these tight little jeans that let you see the curves in her ass. she slides that off slowly and sexhually to reveal this turquoise stone thong thingee. which i proceed to slowly slide down..

"Just a massage, huh?"
"yup. that's it."
"ok this will be a massage to remember."
and she said, "ok turn out the lights."
"yes ma'am," as i reached for the bottle of coconut oil.
Originally Posted by pxmcc

Ia.
the vibe was really mixed. gf? maybe. provider? maybe. platonic fuck buddy? maybe. practice massage-ee? maybe.

anyway, i rub coconut oil all over her back, butt, and legs. i notice how sexy she smells. fresh out of the shower n some sexy ass perfume. i slide on top of her in a nuru-type move and slide up and down as our bodies heat each other up. i slide down to kiss her neck, which makes her moan. then she adjusts her positioning and says, "wait, you're supposed to be giving me a massage." massage. oh, right, my bad.

so i lift myself up and start massaging her perky booty. i spread her legs out with my legs, and then start massaging her booty and prying her lovely booty cheeks apart. she does not resist. she gets wet enough that now i can hear her lovely pussy juices splosh ever time my hands move her juicy moneymaker to and fro. i drip coconut oil down her asscrack and dive down for a taste of her nectar. (to be cont..)

Being relevant is a motherfucker.

Ahhhh hahaha 😂
Too funny!

Is this a thread about diarrhea?

Things really have gone to shit. Originally Posted by CurvyKatie

Being relevant is a motherfucker. Originally Posted by DEAR_JOHN

Dear_John: if you're not interested, why bother to comment? no one is asking you to read this thread, least of all me. we get it that anything i write is of zero interest to you; it's all good.

Dear_John: if you're not interested, why bother to comment? no one is asking you to read this thread, least of all me. we get it that anything i write is of zero interest to you; it's all good. Originally Posted by pxmcc

whew.............I thought that with your posting history, you would threaten to kick my 60 year old ass.


I guess I can breathe easier now.

whew.............I thought that with your posting history, you would threaten to kick my 60 year old ass.


I guess I can breathe easier now. Originally Posted by DEAR_JOHN

lol..

Whats a henweight? usually about 2-1/2 lbs.

I.
so Porsha shows up in these tight little jeans that let you see the curves in her ass. she slides that off slowly and sexhually to reveal this turquoise stone thong thingee. which i proceed to slowly slide down..

"Just a massage, huh?"
"yup. that's it."
"ok this will be a massage to remember."
and she said, "ok turn out the lights."
"yes ma'am," as i reached for the bottle of coconut oil.


Ia.
the vibe was really mixed. gf? maybe. provider? maybe. platonic fuck buddy? maybe. practice massage-ee? maybe.

anyway, i rub coconut oil all over her back, butt, and legs. i notice how sexy she smells. fresh out of the shower n some sexy ass perfume. i slide on top of her in a nuru-type move and slide up and down as our bodies heat each other up. i slide down to kiss her neck, which makes her moan. then she adjusts her positioning and says, "wait, you're supposed to be giving me a massage." massage. oh, right, my bad.

so i lift myself up and start massaging her perky booty. i spread her legs out with my legs, and then start massaging her booty and prying her lovely booty cheeks apart. she does not resist. she gets wet enough that now i can hear her lovely pussy juices splosh ever time my hands move her juicy moneymaker to and fro. i drip coconut oil down her asscrack and dive down for a taste of her nectar. (to be cont..)


Ib.
Porsha tastes delicious, but she says she is kind of ticklish, so she kind of squirms away a bit. i poured more coconut oil on her asscrack and started some italian, pressing her elegant buttcheeks together to create a tunnel effect. she seemed to be enjoying that cause she kept saying mmmhmmmm. i asked her if she was up to trying greek. she said no, so i didn't press the issue.

i had her turn over. i admired her flat tummy, beautiful bronze skin, her very perky b-cup twins, her wet kitty, and her path to paradise. although a civvie, she preps like a pro. i poured a bunch of coconut oil in her...bellybutton. then i began to spread it across her fit firm tummy, her sexy hips, and around her boobs. then i started to massage her boobs and her erect nipples with a slow, firm circular, kneading bread motion with periodic nipple twisting, which drove her bonkers. she started gyrating her hips and her whole body at this. she was somewhat horny, it would seem, as was i. i noticed i was dripping pre-cum, and she was straight up wet wet..
(to be cont.)

I.
so Porsha shows up in these tight little jeans that let you see the curves in her ass. she slides that off slowly and sexhually to reveal this turquoise stone thong thingee. which i proceed to slowly slide down..

"Just a massage, huh?"
"yup. that's it."
"ok this will be a massage to remember."
and she said, "ok turn out the lights."
"yes ma'am," as i reached for the bottle of coconut oil.


Ia.
the vibe was really mixed. gf? maybe. provider? maybe. platonic fuck buddy? maybe. practice massage-ee? maybe.

anyway, i rub coconut oil all over her back, butt, and legs. i notice how sexy she smells. fresh out of the shower n some sexy ass perfume. i slide on top of her in a nuru-type move and slide up and down as our bodies heat each other up. i slide down to kiss her neck, which makes her moan. then she adjusts her positioning and says, "wait, you're supposed to be giving me a massage." massage. oh, right, my bad.

so i lift myself up and start massaging her perky booty. i spread her legs out with my legs, and then start massaging her booty and prying her lovely booty cheeks apart. she does not resist. she gets wet enough that now i can hear her lovely pussy juices splosh ever time my hands move her juicy moneymaker to and fro. i drip coconut oil down her asscrack and dive down for a taste of her nectar. (to be cont..)


Ib.
Porsha tastes delicious, but she says she is kind of ticklish, so she kind of squirms away a bit. i poured more coconut oil on her asscrack and started some italian, pressing her elegant buttcheeks together to create a tunnel effect. she seemed to be enjoying that cause she kept saying mmmhmmmm. i asked her if she was up to trying greek. she said no, so i didn't press the issue.

i had her turn over. i admired her flat tummy, beautiful bronze skin, her very perky b-cup twins, her wet kitty, and her path to paradise. although a civvie, she preps like a pro. i poured a bunch of coconut oil in her...bellybutton. then i began to spread it across her fit firm tummy, her sexy hips, and around her boobs. then i started to massage her boobs and her erect nipples with a slow, firm circular, kneading bread motion with periodic nipple twisting, which drove her bonkers. she started gyrating her hips and her whole body at this. she was somewhat horny, it would seem, as was i. i noticed i was dripping pre-cum, and she was straight up wet wet.. Originally Posted by pxmcc

so then i said, "can i like, you know, fuck you?"
she said, "wa what?"
so i said, "can i fuck you?"

I.
so Porsha shows up in these tight little jeans that let you see the curves in her ass. she slides that off slowly and sexhually to reveal this turquoise stone thong thingee. which i proceed to slowly slide down..

"Just a massage, huh?"
"yup. that's it."
"ok this will be a massage to remember."
and she said, "ok turn out the lights."
"yes ma'am," as i reached for the bottle of coconut oil.


Ia.
the vibe was really mixed. gf? maybe. provider? maybe. platonic fuck buddy? maybe. practice massage-ee? maybe.

anyway, i rub coconut oil all over her back, butt, and legs. i notice how sexy she smells. fresh out of the shower n some sexy ass perfume. i slide on top of her in a nuru-type move and slide up and down as our bodies heat each other up. i slide down to kiss her neck, which makes her moan. then she adjusts her positioning and says, "wait, you're supposed to be giving me a massage." massage. oh, right, my bad.

so i lift myself up and start massaging her perky booty. i spread her legs out with my legs, and then start massaging her booty and prying her lovely booty cheeks apart. she does not resist. she gets wet enough that now i can hear her lovely pussy juices splosh ever time my hands move her juicy moneymaker to and fro. i drip coconut oil down her asscrack and dive down for a taste of her nectar.


Ib.
Porsha tastes delicious, but she says she is kind of ticklish, so she kind of squirms away a bit. i poured more coconut oil on her asscrack and started some italian, pressing her elegant buttcheeks together to create a tunnel effect. she seemed to be enjoying that cause she kept saying mmmhmmmm. i asked her if she was up to trying greek. she said no, so i didn't press the issue.

i had her turn over. i admired her flat tummy, beautiful bronze skin, her very perky b-cup twins, her wet kitty, and her path to paradise. although a civvie, she preps like a pro. i poured a bunch of coconut oil in her...bellybutton. then i began to spread it across her fit firm tummy, her sexy hips, and around her boobs. then i started to massage her boobs and her erect nipples with a slow, firm circular, kneading bread motion with periodic nipple twisting, which drove her bonkers. she started gyrating her hips and her whole body at this. she was somewhat horny, it would seem, as was i. i noticed i was dripping pre-cum, and she was straight up wet wet..

so then i said, "can i like, you know, fuck you?"
she said, "wa what?"
so i said, "can i fuck you?"


Ic. (new part)
and so she said, "do you have a condom?" it wasn't really very romantic, you know, just kind of matter-of-fact.
so i said, "of course. remember that hobby bag that almost got me killed? well if you're gonna get killed, it should be in defense of something valuable, like a year's supply of condoms and various other shenanigans, et al." (actually i may have left the et al. part off..)

so of course i pulled out a cover after i turned the lights on so i didn't pull out some bear spray or some other fuckery by accident. now if we just fucked and that was that, her session wouldn't even have made this list. but that's not what happened. so i hand her the cover and she puts it on me. then she says, "ok turn out all the lights."
and i replied, "yes ma'am."

so i find my way back to the bed, and she's laying on her back, with her long modelesque legs stretched out almost in the splits. so i scoot up and she expertly grabs my cock and guides me inside her warm sopping wet and extremely tight pussy. (i found out tonite she's single. maybe that helps explain some things..) then she grabs my head from behind in almost a muay thai clinch and she pulls me down towards her. that's when things got interesting..
(to be cont.)

[by the way, Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! anyone lacking plans can join me n my bro for the bachelors' (and bachelorettes') bbq in austin. spoiler alert: there will be no turkeys on the menu (just turkeys-plus some clowns-enjoying the menu. no not that kind of menu you pervert..) just amazing bbq u-name-it every exotic marinaded in wine, beer, or whathaveyou meat (save turkey) under the sun cooked fresh over hot coals and mesquite wood, plus an "open bar." 《we don't believe in gas grills.》my sincere apologies..]

Self quoting is like self love.

Self quoting is like self love. Originally Posted by pyramider

collating for clarity sir. the new stuff is always at the bottom.

Self quoting is like self love. Originally Posted by pyramider

I’m all about self love and jerking off is a lot less work.....

I’m all about self love and jerking off is a lot less work..... Originally Posted by Russ38

Russ you've had some hot runs, right?
personally i'd rather read ya'lls stories than mine, but everyone is just kind of spectating.

Dorian should have some good stories i'd guess.

and i'm pretty sure Slit has had some crazy hobby weeks.

i don't really write a whole lot of reviews unless it's something really pressing like another pimp brawl cause i'm not a huge fan of the new format, tbh. so this is it for now until i get used to the no pic reviews.

i'm assuming you're not calling bs? if you are, shoot me a pm and i'll send ya a couple of my Porsha session pics. (no face shots obviously.) she's tall and skinny with a great @$$ lol.

anyway, ya'll have a Happy Thanksgiving!

Russ you've had some hot runs, right?
personally i'd rather read ya'lls stories than mine..... Originally Posted by pxmcc

Goddamn right I have.....I told you about the taco truck 4th post uitb......