Houston Texans

When it's all said and done, in a few years, people are going to say Peyton Manning was the first coming of Andrew Luck


sixx Originally Posted by sixxbach

Oh I don't deny Luck is a bad ass QB (don't know if I would compare him to Peyton Manning yet) but he is still a rookie and as good as Houston's defense is they shouldn't even split the series.

Well my boys suck tonight. But they're still better than YOUR team!

Welcome to Foxborough!

The Texans pulled a Manny Pacquiao....




.....and got knocked the Fuck Out!!!

That game reminded me of the prison rape scene from The Shawshank Redemption. Brutal.

2012 AFC South Division Champions!!!

Yeah, the first coming of Andrew Luck was premature. Spent his afternoon on his ASS!

Texans need only a split to ensure that the road to New Orleans goes through Houston.

GO TEXANS!

Yeah, the first coming of Andrew Luck was premature. Spent his afternoon on his ASS!

Texans need only a split to ensure that the road to New Orleans goes through Houston.

GO TEXANS! Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Not at all premature. He will be a better QB than RGGee and I would imagine will win more rings than Schaub when it's all said and done.

Texans wont win the Super Bowl. Least you forget the whopping Brady and Co. put on them two weeks ago. I doubt a second game anywhere would yield different results

sixx

Not at all premature. He will be a better QB than RGGee and I would imagine will win more rings than Schaub when it's all said and done.

Texans wont win the Super Bowl. Least you forget the whopping Brady and Co. put on them two weeks ago. I doubt a second game anywhere would yield different results

sixx Originally Posted by sixxbach

Luck will be extremely "lucky" if he even gets to the Super Bowl let alone have multiple rings. I Haven't forgotten that ass schlacking and I'm sure the Texans haven't forgotten either. If they do play the Pats again they MIGHT lose again, but I would be willing to put any amount of money that the game would go a whole lot different than the first one did, that I guarantee.

Expect Luck to fall three times tomorrow to JJ Watt, as he sets the single season sack record... that is, if Indy plays him all game...

How 'bout them COLTS, muthafuckaz!

JJ Watts = 0 sacks; Andrew Luck = 2 TDs, 0 INTs

Road to the Super Bowl goes through Denver, not Houston. If the Texans even make it out of the wild card round (which doesn't look likely the way they've been playing lately), it looks like they get to travel to Foxboro for the semifinal round where the Patriots get to prison rape them again. But at least this time it'll be cold enough that the Texans' buttholes will be numb and they won't completely feel their rectums getting turned into raw hamburger until they thaw out after the game.

Break out your hankies and excuses, Texans fans. Start now and avoid the rush.

Another fucking year, another fucking broken heart!

We ARE Houston fans!

No excuses. We SUCK!

It's what we do.

(Of course, there's still football to be played...)

Fuck the Fucken Colts!!!!!! I don't give a shit what happens to the Texans next week, Go Ravens!!! I hope they fucken snap one of Luck's legs!!!!!!!!

FYI, the Ravens are sucking in December worse than the Cowgirls. They've swooned more than the Texans at the end of the season. Ravens are 1-4 for the month, including 1-2 at home. The Colts are 4-1 for December, 2-1 on the road. Keep dreaming.

FYI, the Ravens are sucking in December worse than the Cowgirls. They've swooned more than the Texans at the end of the season. Ravens are 1-4 for the month, including 1-2 at home. The Colts are 4-1 for December, 2-1 on the road. Keep dreaming. Originally Posted by Carl

That's fine if they do win I will root for the Patriots or Broncos. As long as the Colts get their sorry asses beat that's all that matters to me!!!