Ok so you get caught. You have been living the good life here in America. probably get deported back and get a small flat with a shared kitchen and have to eat beets and cabbage.
I am also wondering if perhaps Sarah Palin did more than stare at Russia from her kitchen window? She was trying to build a bridge to nowhere but did it perhaps extend across for easier access.
From now on I am going to alter my foreplay to include exhaustive body searches for secret messages.
