Interesting Day

I gonna order the HV model Originally Posted by Sadsack
Sometimes that bitch runs out of oil and starts trippin... like Vicky on Small Wonder in that episode where she got in the pool. I think you should start off with something a little softer.
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Like a fleshlight. Lol
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Latin agencies are always my plan b. I never go past #2
I'm sorry that happened to you sweetie , her loss ..she has no idea what she's missing. .
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Man, get you a Booty List. Set it up on your ECCIE Buddy List. Fill it up with names. I have about 20 on mine. Somebody on that list got to be available.
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Mindestens leben Sie Ihren Griff nach oben
[At least you live up to your handle]
Good gravy people.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-li...-of-york/n8661

THEODORIC OF YORK: MEDIEVAL BARBER

Medieval barber, Theodoric of York (Steve Martin), provides medical care for patients using leeches, bloodletting and birds who predict the future. When a patient dies, he briefly considers adopting a more analytical approach. [Season 3, 1978]
Haha wtd. Talk about glitching. This was on another thread.
Okay boys, I feel much better now.

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GET A POCKET PUSSY, OR WHATEVER ITS CALLED
MASTURBATE TO CLEAR THE HEAD
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BUY THE FIRST GENERATION SEX ROBOT
I CHOSE WISELY MY HANDLE NAME

Thanks for your support.
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Leave me alone. Time to engage in self gratification.
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^^ lol, let him do his thing please..
Wiggle wiggle
-Recruit a couple of reliable SNATCH providers on your team
-Invest in some good porn Originally Posted by NubianPrince
Man, get you a Booty List. Set it up on your ECCIE Buddy List. Fill it up with names. I have about 20 on mine. Somebody on that list got to be available. Originally Posted by johnniewalkerblack
Sage advice right here Sadsack. I can't imagine hobbying without a goto squad for the inevitable cancellations or schedule changes. You need to work on that list sir.

we must have read the same instruction book. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
as well as me......