Oh Crap, I Think I May Alzheimer's! :)

Hey Lana. You know they make colored depends now that look like panties. Want me to pick you some up?
Meg...that was just wrong! FUNNY but wrong! Leave it to you...

Lana, I luvs you depends or not!
The colored depends will go well with the tricked-out walker!
The colored depends will go well with the tricked-out walker! Originally Posted by Marla
Set it up to where every time she scoots the walker on the tennis balls, a little voice box goes off and says "me love you long time."
Lana already has a walker, I thought I left mine at her place, now I believe she is using it. Lana, did you remember to change the batteries in my pacemaker ?, Oh wait i am still here so I guess she did but I can't remember............