Self Abuse

When you start getting lotion burns.

When does self abuse cross into perversion?

Beating the meat?
Choking the chicken?
Spancking the monkey?
Whacking oneself?
Whipping one's own ass?
Dressing like a pinata and walking down the street? Originally Posted by pyramider

A little hasty on my part.. Lots to learn.....

Feel free to continue to have your fun...

opps got caught stealing a baseball bat
Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

LOL That's from the "Saint's Row" game. Love it.

Whack-A-Mole. Now *that's* a game for perverts. Whack-off enough of them and you get coupons. Coupons are then converted into points, which, depending on how many you've accumulated, determines which prize you win.

Moral of the story; Points/Whack-offs = Win!


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Whack-A-Mole. Now *that's* a game for perverts. Whack-off enough of them and you get coupons. Coupons are then converted into points, which, depending on how many you've accumulated, determines which prize you win.

Moral of the story; Points/Whack-offs = Win!


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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Why is it every time I watch a debate I thinck about whack-a-mole? Its like whenever a candidate opens his/her mouth I want to start whacking.

Do you thinck moles can self whack?

A little hasty on my part.. Lots to learn.....

Feel free to continue to have your fun... Originally Posted by CryptKicker

Good call CryptKicker.

Why is it every time I watch a debate I thinck about whack-a-mole? Its like whenever a candidate opens his/her mouth I want to start whacking.

Do you thinck moles can self whack? Originally Posted by pyramider

Just the slow ones out of the hole becuzz they're loocking at Mole-Asses.

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opps got caught stealing a baseball bat
Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

I thinck Manny Ramirez used a bat like that during his stint with the Bosox.