My 1st 6 Months - A Hobbyist's Review

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With heat and humidity in abundance, sweaty balls may not survive the trip to the provider if you are going to her incall. Second, providers, too, need to take head and ensure their jewels are ready for close inspection. There have been several times I have passed on DATY due to the not so fresh appearance of the kitty. Originally Posted by Cpalmson

Exactly correct and something all should keep in mind. It seems like a no-brainer that if it is hot and sweaty weather, a nice shower together to start things off seems like something most should consider. That way BOTH are nice, fresh, and sweet as you get out of the shower, dry off, and fall into the bed to start.

At the end of the day its all about mutual respect.
Why a grown man would need to be reminded...Go figure.

Sage advice. Couldn't have said it any better.

great post!!!


hell I will even offer you a bubble bath before hand if you desire!

great post!!!


hell I will even offer you a bubble bath before hand if you desire! Originally Posted by DallasRain

Dallas... You have been awesome! I'm so glad I got to meet you! Thanks for all your help and guidance!

The newbie best remember how to download porn ... he forgot the most important thing ... he forgot to tantalize taint in his first six months. In addition, he forgot the cardinal rule against taking a dump at an incall. Fucking newbies ...

no Irish--I was honored to "break your bed"...lol

bubblebath next time babe!

great post!!!


hell I will even offer you a bubble bath before hand if you desire! Originally Posted by DallasRain

Do NOT pass up this opportunity. Dallas is awesome with the bubble bath!

CPalm...your time is near!

no Irish--I was honored to "break your bed"...lol

bubblebath next time babe! Originally Posted by DallasRain

I would imagine u did break his bed. Lol. Never had the honor but I remember you laying a kiss on me at the very first private Eccie affair I attended last Dec. The young lady that became my SB after that party talked about that kiss for months. LMAO.

ahhh I so remember you Dr ...sexy man!


sorry to hijack thread

this was a very thoughtful post!

5) That Guy - In line with #4, don't be that guy who tries to talk down prices or negotiate services that the Provider has set. If it's $300 an hour pay it... If she doesn't offer a certain service, don't try to persuade her to do it. For the most part, you're dealing with professional woman and this is either entirely or partially their income. If you've established a relationship and a solid rapport with a Provider, feel free to discuss business arrangements... Just don't do it right out of the gate.. If you got hired to do a certain job at $12 an hour and then you show up on your 1st day and the boss tells you that the pay is actually $8 an hour and you're going to be doing something totally different, how cool are you going to be with that????? Originally Posted by Irish14

Must be the rude ones I here about

Reviews What about negative reviews... I have yet to write one but the law of averages says that the longer I'm in this Hobby, eventually it will happen. The following is the criteria I would use to warrant a "No" recommendation:

*** No Call/ No Show - After the appt. is set (Agreed upon date, time & location), the provider fails to show and fails to contact you in a manner consistent with previous communications (PM's, texts, phone calls etc....) As I've mentioned before, I'll give them 24 hours to respond. If nothing, fair game. Originally Posted by Irish14

Everyone has a bad day but Just don't reschedule with a NCNS right away.
Go on the the next bucket on the list

Great Post, obviously we all agree on that.

And you'd be surprised, as I have been a time or two, not often, but there are some that do need to be prompted to clean it up. I came close to throwing a gent outta my place a few years ago when I had to argue with him about taking a shower. smh

WOW! @M A X
He argued w/you about washing his own butt????

I never have a problem w/gents taking a shower before hand ....

the problem i have is gents being in the shower and not using any soap.
Just rinsing w/hot water does nothing for the tool box but open up
your pores for a worse smell of aroma when you get out the shower.
Please use the soap while in the shower and give the boys attention so i can give the boys
lots of special attention.