The Do Not Do List...While Receiving Oral

Please don't bite my lady parts.

Please don't make me laugh while performing a BJ.

Please do not spit on my lady parts.

I was visiting my most wonderful Twin of Kinky Repute last weekend, and as she went on to the big finish, she said something that got us laughing so damn hard it to 10 minutes to stop.

It had to do with a session that I had once where a comment was made after oral started that wilted me in a nanosecond....

Thank the Goddesses that I was able to recover this time for a most excellent and explosive ending....

PPE

Kelly, Love this thread, kisses to YOUR business!

Dont ask her if you can pinch her nose shut. Originally Posted by lilsmurf

So, what you are saying is it's better to just do it, because the surprise is half the turn on for her?

Just want to get it right... for her.

Correct just do it. lol

-If he's standing, holding her upside down, while she's applying liquid friction/suction, don't drop her.

- If the gent is applying his favorite tongue maneuvers to her nether region and she says "don't stop", then for goodness sakes don't stop. However, if your tongue starts developing cramps/Charlie horse then ..... well, this is where it helps to really know the lady.

Things I'd prefer not to hear a woman say:
I'm no good at DT but this shouldn't be a problem.
Is that all you've got (equally bad BJ and DATY)
Are you about done

A little finger action is always good--- but keep in mind that I am NOT a puppet. Do not cram them in so far that I think you are trying to work on your ventriloquist act!!

I guess eating a sammich and watching the game while getting blown is a bad idea? Originally Posted by cpi3000

If she can not blow me for an hour while I watch the game, eating a sammich, than I am with the wrong provider.

Who's hour is it?

Oh and leave my a$$ out of it unless your paying me.

If you're the lady sitting on a guy's face and find yourself getting in the "Zone" don't forget that he has to breathe once every few minutes!

Or, move this one to the list of ideas on the thread called "How to dispose of a bad client!"

Kinda takes the real BFE out of things. Hehehe

LOL, I love this thread..

But whats wrong with answering a call from the SO in the middle of the session. I personally would turned on, you know the excitement thing of what if she hears something you have to explain. I watched a Porn once where the girl was forced to call her Boyfriend while getting fucked and having a cock stuffed in her mouth.... LOL she told her boyfriend she was having a few cocktails... Loved it...

But on a serious side some of these I think would be something that needs to be talked about with your provider. Some like to have their body parts nibbled or lightly bitten or even spanking. But I think that's something you should really discuss before hand and preferably hours before the appointment so you don't loose the illusion. I would hate to walk in and the first thing out of her mouth is ok I don't do this and this and oh ya don't even think about this..... that would ruin it for me.

No gum chewing. Especialy high suger gum. Its really sticky :-)

Please warn me prior to performing FUMA! I'm not saying I don't enjoy a nice prostate massage during a quality BBBJ, but give a brotha some warning... Originally Posted by KohanaKoa

thats funny

That's why she has titled this thread "The Do Not Do List..."

She has saved "The Do Do List" for another thread next week.

Maybe it's just me, but I was absolutely SURE that "Do Do" would be on the "No No" list.

Maybe it's just me, but I was absolutely SURE that "Do Do" would be on the "No No" list. Originally Posted by Stag

That was over on the pee thread

Gotta keep up