Hay there pooh bear! I need to freshen up...

This thread really stinks... Originally Posted by brutusbluto

Aww thanks homie!! I hope it's really not damaging the site reputation, or a hurting a providers business... Good lord!!

Taking a dump at an incall is stuff made of hoodtard gold. A former hooktard in Houston went positively ballistic when a fucktard dropped a deuce in her incall's toilet. We still joke about it.

The Texas chili? Can you blame her...

Speaking of shit, is it vulgar to say to a woman?

"I want to fuck the living shit out of you!"

I have done this quite literally, figuratively (so I like to imagine) and photographically (mmmmm...) but I never said the phrase to a woman because I don't want to be disrespectful.

Just asking and this is probably the best place to ask!

Just tell her you will introduce her to Mr Sanchez, aka Dirty Sanchez.

you get slapped or fucked. I once read a story on this. I have to find it. But it said 1 in 12 you get the fuck. Shit(just to use the work) give it a try.

I one went to a store to buy some Marlboro box. When I paid the girl said I have a box to give ya. mmmmmmm so I know it works the other way around.

Speaking of shit, is it vulgar to say to a woman?

"I want to fuck the living shit out of you!"

I have done this quite literally, figuratively (so I like to imagine) and photographically (mmmmm...) but I never said the phrase to a woman because I don't want to be disrespectful.

Just asking and this is probably the best place to ask! Originally Posted by mwebber

The vulgarity is when you PM me, feigning to actually give a shit about how this thread effects women and potential clients.


I hope you never get laid.

The vulgarity is when you PM me, feigning to actually give a shit about how this thread effects women and potential clients.


I hope you never get laid. Originally Posted by SweetElizabeth

I just did the S's(shit, shower n shave, errr ok I forgot the last one)And thinking someone hopes I also have nowhere to go.

The vulgarity is when you PM me, feigning to actually give a shit about how this thread effects women and potential clients.


I hope you never get laid. Originally Posted by SweetElizabeth

Well.... I was nothing but polite and respectful. I initiated comment privately to avoid a public conversation... as a courtesy to you since other members have made comments that were unkind.

Forgive my "empathy" and unwillingness to simply agree with you. Sorry... I just like to be nice but apparently I forgot that gets you attacked here.

Well.... I was nothing but polite and respectful. I initiated comment privately to avoid a public conversation... as a courtesy to you since other members have made comments that were unkind.

Forgive my "empathy" and unwillingness to simply agree with you. Sorry... I just like to be nice but apparently I forgot that gets you attacked here. Originally Posted by mwebber

Dude,
I'm telling you that MEN DON'T BOOK after reading such a horrible thread..

This is supposed to be a nice place to visit, get a hard on, chat with pretty ladies, and so on.

This thread is absolutely offensive and DOES effect a woman's business..

You talk a lot about others IE "other members have made comments that were unkind." One lady stalks you? One lady leaves with 6 thousand dollars?

At least I have the courage and class to call a spade a spade without having to make reference to others.

I highly doubt nice was your intention.

My intention was to be nice but obviously you failed to see that. Also you missed my sense of humor about the stalking comment and examples to explain my point. Ok fine.

"Courage and class"- not likely- when you're prone to make disparaging remarks about someone's character when they disagree in a respectful manner. Fuck- where is GP?

We're talking about guys here. They'll want to get laid a fucking funeral!

Who died? Is the widow hot?

There's only one surefire way to comfort a widow.

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