National "hug a pimp" Day

I still have a landline and a typewriter (state or the art-electric- 1969) and will have till Bam prys them from my ....

I still want to know in 2013 who the fuck has a landline? Originally Posted by BSer

I have a landline. I'll give it out to anyone, fuck, I'm in the phone book. I have nothing to hide and sure as fuck ain't scared of anything, Get off Joe's back. You don't want to do business with him that's OK. I like his screening process. His girls are A+. Just like me

I think JW needs a hug. Watch out tho, he's a bad man!

he's a bad man! Originally Posted by bambino

Just the opposite. I'm a guy you want as a friend

Just the opposite. I'm a guy you want as a friend Originally Posted by jw4591

Just fuckin wit yer bad self.

fuck, I'm in the phone book. Originally Posted by jw4591

Thats a good place to hide these days. Who the fuck still has a phone book? I looked for an emoticon with a walker or in a wheelchair but I couldnt find one

I have a landline. I'll give it out to anyone, fuck, I'm in the phone book. I have nothing to hide and sure as fuck ain't scared of anything, Get off Joe's back. You don't want to do business with him that's OK. I like his screening process. His girls are A+. Just like me Originally Posted by jw4591

Of course you have a landline.
Casparis has like ZERO cell phone reception in the best spots.

Oh and I still have a computer running on Win98 that won't go online without a landline......
And that's the one the faxes are usually generated on.

Of course you have a landline.
Casparis has like ZERO cell phone reception in the best spots. Originally Posted by sexymaid_69

I don't live in casparis you numnut

I don't live in casparis you numnut Originally Posted by jw4591

Of course my nuts are numb.

They've been in a jar for years now.

JW still uses two plastic cups with a string

JW still uses two plastic cups with a string Originally Posted by amishgangster

Have no fuckin idea what ur talkin about. But still. Go fuck yourself

I love these threads - they run like a train over the river Kwai

chesty, can you at least be fuckin be fuckin funny in your replys or just stfu. You suck you old fuck trying to be a fuckin comedian.

I appreciate the "kind" comments and will give your request all the consideration it deserves

Good, now STFU, you aint fuckin funny. You are making a fucking Ass out of yourself.