Joke thread

The difference between a politician and a hooker is the hooker will stop screwing you when the money runs out. Originally Posted by Post apocalyptic lvr

good one

Hey girl..how are doin these days

What!!! I think there must be some kind of spores growing in the peanut butter I just ate! I am having hallucinations! I just dreamt I saw a post by SweetNLittle!
I have been up tooooooo long!!!

Wait, this is a joke thread! Is that post some kind of joke?
Got to get some sleep!

Sweet N Little!! Damn! Have my dreams come true???

good one Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

Scooter says hey, johnsson

Let's get together, even if it's just lunch

Scooter says hey, johnsson

Let's get together, even if it's just lunch Originally Posted by Johnsson

They’ll let any slacker back in. You have work to do on the thong and sideboob threads. Get cracking, LOL. Welcome back.

They’ll let any slacker back in. You have work to do on the thong and sideboob threads. Get cracking, LOL. Welcome back. Originally Posted by Rockydoc

That's a funny joke, on the joke thread, doc, lol


A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear, and a banana in his right ear.
“What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, “You’re not eating properly

A old farmer went into crowded Dr.s office,and the receptionist asked what is the reason you are here? The farmer said my peter hurts, the shocked and red face receptionist said Oh please sir dont talk like that,just say ear.so when it was his turn to see the doc,the dr asked what is your problem sir?The farmer said I can't piss out of my ear!

Man tells woman to look him in the eyes when she sucks his dick.

Woman tells him to suck in his gut.

My homie is like a laxative.Helps me when life’s shit gets too hard.