As will be self evident, I get pretty anal about my routine, so forgive me if I ramble, but here goes...
Few days before an appt:
If I've gotten lax in manscaping, I'll shave the boys and trim down the man bush. I like to do this early to avoid any rash or nicks the day of.
I'll also start taking extra zinc and drinking lots of fluid. May be psychosomatic, but I've read both help with the reload and so far it's worked for me.
Day before:
Really close 3-Pass shave, again to prevent rash the day of.
I'll also watch what I eat, avoiding anything that might be rough on the stomach or the bowels. Now's also when I try to hit the ATM and double check that I have all the correct contact info in my Hobby Phone. If she's given me a location already, I'll pop it into Google Maps and make sure I know where I'm going.
Day of:
After a sit on the throne to drop the kids off at the pool, I take a loooong hot shower. Scrub everywhere, paying particular attention to the parts I want her to pay attention to. Conditioner, face wash, all the bells and whistles, but nothing with a strong fragrance. After the shower, I'll do another quick shave if I've got a shadow. Brush, floss, and a listerine rinse. Moisturize, especially the hands, with unscented lotion (I've been told that rough dry skin is very uncomfortable on inner thighs and more sensitive parts) Comb the hair. I put off getting dressed as long as possible to give everything a chance to air dry, and reduce the chances of sweaty clothes.
Last Possible Minute:
Check the envelope. If we've been communicating by e-mail, check it one last time for last minute changes. Put on clothes. Load pockets with Gum/Mints, Keys, envelope, hobby phone, and a travel size purell and listerine. (Last two get left in the glove box) One last check in the mirror , touch up the hair, and then out the door.
If it's an outcall:
I only do outcalls in hotels. So in addition to the routine above, I'll call for towels as soon as I check in. Usually I'll try to stop at a Walmart or CVS for a couple of candle and some bottled water. Day of the appt, if theres any food or large stuff in the trash, I'll empty it out. (there's usually a large can down by the vending machines) I'll also make sure that all my stuff is packed away and he hotel signs/guides are all stashed in a drawer or the closet. Just before she arrives I'll light the candles.
Phew. Ok, reading that all at once, I realize I'm even more anal about this than I thought
But it's gotten me good responses so far, so think of it what you will.