Has anyone else been asked this ODD question??

No it was funny, but as someone that is a fat dick, it hits a little close to home.

It's bad enough that we are so fat or ugly that we have to pay some one to fuck us. We don't need this shit.

It's us fat guys that are the heart and soul of this industry.

no pun intended... get it, bore you. OK I'm the only one who thought that was funny. Originally Posted by simpleton

It would have been even funnier if he had said: "boar" you.

I was asked that as well. It was strange because I'm used to all kinda of screaning. At 5ft 8 and ~130 lbs I really don't care to hide that info but I still thought it was strange. But then again I like my women thin and smaller than myself so maybe theres girls that feel the same way?

Who was it?

His holiness speaks the truth.

You don't have to take that abuse... be proactive...

Tell her you are a Chunk-N-Dale Dancer



Wear this shirt next time...



And carry these ...

Spill the beans......who was it that asked that question?.....hhmmmm

I frankly careless, I myself may fall in the fat category but I have no problems with providers being selective, is their prerogative and there are PLENTY of others happy to see me and take my donation.

However, the ones I trully do not get are the providers that advertise they will only see single men.

Yes, there are a couple of them out there http://houston.backpage.com/BodyRubs...120-27/3399618

Perhaps she was trying to verify that You are whom You say You are. If she had gotten a reference from another provider, then maybe she was comparing her description to Yours. i do that, its just being cautious. i also ask for email and phone number info though. but we're all different. Originally Posted by subcilla

Lots of folks missed this, because the "new regime" (sorry for the MrHAPPYism) has the attention span of a tweaking gnat. I've been asked the question, about what I look like because the provider wanted to verify it was really me. Not because of my size, looks or very small penis.

It makes sense and we shouldn't let this turn into a witch hunt or overly obsess about it. What is the interest in seeing a provider that doesn't want to see you anyway?

If any of you dipshits thinck any of these chicks wants to see you, your delosernal. And fuck you cb, I made that word up.

If any of you dipshits thinck any of these chicks wants to see you, your delosernal. And fuck you cb, I made that word up. Originally Posted by Big Jake

Not a bad point, but a little off the mark. Many of these providers do want to see us, even the cave-trolls like me. Not because they are sexually or emotionally invested in our meetings, but because they are financially invested in them. If she wants to limit herself to J. Crew models who drive Ferraris with their 10" meat-hammers, she's welcome to, but she's gonna need a day job.

And Ms. cilla makes a good point too, though I'm not sure if it applies in this case. "Are you a great, big, fat slob?" isn't the most tactful way of verifying a reference.

If any of you dipshits thinck any of these chicks wants to see you, your delosernal. And fuck you cb, I made that word up. Originally Posted by Big Jake

Actually Jake right on the money so to speak. If it was not for the money most would never give us the time of day.

If any of you dipshits thinck any of these chicks wants to see you, your delosernal. And fuck you cb, I made that word up. Originally Posted by Big Jake

Points issued for misspelling delousanal.

If you don't put delousanal on Urban Dictionary you are getting points too.