Just to be clear...

  • pxmcc
  • 05-27-2016, 04:19 PM
I keep getting messages asking about my menu. If anyone fully reads my ads, then they would know what I do and don't offer. Well, that's what you think anyways. This post is to make it known that yes my menu had changed and I do offer more than I did when I first started. I just don't do bizarre requests. Now that this is stated, I hope I do not get anymore messages about my menu. You have to understand that it's tiring to have to explain myself to each person.

Also, you cannot base an experience on one review. I've had people tell me to explain why I have received a bad review(s) and the simple answer is...everyone is different, some people clash, others don't. If you want to have a good time with me, all you have to do is be nice and respectful. It's not a hard thing to do.

With this said, I hope this decreases the questions and increase understanding.

Have a good one and be safe!
�� Originally Posted by Jemma Martin
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I think that's a covered BJ where they guy *thinks* he's getting a BBBJ. But who knows with you Texans! :-) Originally Posted by LocoLobo
Duh! ... Covered BBBJ is a CBJ where you cut off the tip end of the condom ... Look up CBBBJ ... SMH
albundy's Avatar
In case you missed it Jemma, Al is saying you offer BBFS... Originally Posted by Wakeup
Not saying that she offers it. I don't know. Just saying that her not mentioning it in her "doesn't do" list while also offering stripper slides makes it look like she might be open to BBFS.

Again, pay attention for once Wakeup, I didn't say she offers it. Just that I wouldn't be surprised if guys that are looking for it are contacting her a lot, being as it is conspicuously absent from her list.
albundy's Avatar
People don't read ... much. You could help yourself out by being more succinct in your ad/showcase:

Client Profile:
1.) 25 years+ gentlemen who are respectful of women
2.) No Drugs or Alcohol
3.) Outcalls only to Hotels/Motels except for walk-in hotels. No downtown locations
4.) Selective AA policy (open only to AA's with good references).
5.) P411 3+ required
6) No beastiality, couple sessions, three ways, bisexuality, or dominatrix.
7.) 1 hour minimum session time.
10.) Dinner dates or Overnights for regulars only.

Do's
1.) CIM
2.) CFS, MSOG in multiple positions Doggie, MISH, Surfboard, CG, Sideways
3.) BBBJ with CIM and/or CBJ (at client's option. No DT)
4.) HJ
5.) Boob Play...but my nipples are sensitive so need to be very gentle.
6.) LFK
7.) Stripper Slide
8.) Butt play, but not anal
9) Biting (I love to be bitten...it's a huge turn on)

Dont's

1) BBFS
2) DFK
3) Anal
4) DT Originally Posted by StinkyFingers
^^^
That's what I was saying.

#1 on this "Don't" list lists BBFS. In her ad I linked to, there is no mention of BBFS at all on that list, or her showcase, but she does advertise stripper slides. That leaves her wide open to BBFS requests. AGAIN, for the people that didn't understand, I'm NOT saying that she offers it, just that it's odd that it's not listed as a "don't."
Wakeup's Avatar
There was no need for any provider to specifically state that she didn't allow BBFS until morons started making lists of providers who supposedly allow it, without giving the providers an opportunity to refute it.

Now, the only ones who specifically list that it's not allowed are the ones who have heard they're on such a list and go out of their way to deny it...the rest know it's a given that it's not allowed...
albundy's Avatar
There was no need for any provider to specifically state that she didn't allow BBFS until morons started making lists of providers who supposedly allow it, without giving the providers an opportunity to refute it.

Now, the only ones who specifically list that it's not allowed are the ones who have heard they're on such a list and go out of their way to deny it...the rest know it's a given that it's not allowed... Originally Posted by Wakeup

First off, what is this list you speak of? Where is there such a list? What are you talking about?

Next, any supposed list that may or may not exist has no bearing on guys asking for it. There will always be guys that look for that and there are girls that do it.

She advertises "stripper slides" and DOESN'T list BBFS as a "don't". You CAN'T be surprised that guys are going to call her and ask if BBFS is available.

Not saying it's the smartest or safest thing to do, but it happens. Even with some girls that don't admit to it. Yes, shocking I know.

I know this might come as a bit of a shock to someone who is as sheltered and easily strung along as you are Wakeup, but sometimes hookers DO fuck without a rubber. And, GASP, don't openly admit it. Not ALL, or even most of them, but some of them do. Sorry, that's just common hobby knowledge.

If you actually banged hookers, and didn't just sit around jacking off to shitty videos of an overseas whore you call your "wife" raw dogging porn guys, you would know that.
First off, what is this list you speak of? Where is there such a list? What are you talking about?

Next, any supposed list that may or may not exist has no bearing on guys asking for it. There will always be guys that look for that and there are girls that do it.

She advertises "stripper slides" and DOESN'T list BBFS as a "don't". You CAN'T be surprised that guys are going to call her and ask if BBFS is available.

Not saying it's the smartest or safest thing to do, but it happens. Even with some girls that don't admit to it. Yes, shocking I know.

I know this might come as a bit of a shock to someone who is as sheltered and easily strung along as you are Wakeup, but sometimes hookers DO fuck without a rubber. And, GASP, don't openly admit it. Not ALL, or even most of them, but some of them do. Sorry, that's just common hobby knowledge.

If you actually banged hookers, and didn't just sit around jacking off to shitty videos of an overseas whore you call your "wife" raw dogging porn guys, you would know that. Originally Posted by albundy
WU is correct. There is no reason for anyone to list "No BBFS" on their menu
as it is clearly understood that unless someone specifically states that they "Do BBFS", that BBFS is not available. "Stripper Slide" means Stripper Slide, period.

You are implying that Stripper Slide "might" mean BBFS which is an assumption that you on your own are reading into the listing ... It's the equivalent of saying ... She has "CBJ" on her menu, so that means she might be open to "BBBJ" since she's willing to put your dick in her mouth.

Now, just because something isn't specified, that won't stop morons from asking.
LexusLover's Avatar
Why does a thread originated by JM regarding her "does and don'ts" end up in a discussion about providers allowing BBFS? I don't ever recall any "suggestion" she engaged in BBFS before.
Wakeup's Avatar
It got there because Al said she offered it...simple...
LexusLover's Avatar
http://www.eccie.net/search.php?searchid=9506878

I didn't count her reviews, but they go back to 2010 .... six years of them, with all kinds of trash talk about her on most of them....which means 90% probably. No mention of BBFS.
LexusLover's Avatar

Even with some girls that don't admit to it. Yes, shocking I know.

I know this might come as a bit of a shock to someone who is as sheltered and easily strung along as you are Wakeup, but sometimes hookers DO fuck without a rubber. And, GASP, don't openly admit it. Not ALL, or even most of them, but some of them do. Sorry, that's just common hobby knowledge.

If you actually banged hookers, and didn't just sit around jacking off to shitty videos of an overseas whore you call your "wife" raw dogging porn guys, you would know that. Originally Posted by albundy
http://www.eccie.net/search.php?searchid=9506878

I didn't count her reviews, but they go back to 2010 .... six years of them, with all kinds of trash talk about her on most of them....which means 90% probably. No mention of BBFS. Originally Posted by LexusLover
And there are guys who like to "get in the ass," and don't say anything about it!

How about you "Al"? I noticed you don't post you don't like it in the ass!
albundy's Avatar
Why does a thread originated by JM regarding her "does and don'ts" end up in a discussion about providers allowing BBFS? I don't ever recall any "suggestion" she engaged in BBFS before. Originally Posted by LexusLover
It got there because Al said she offered it...simple... Originally Posted by Wakeup
Geez. Really? I expect Wakeup to be slow on the uptake, but come on!

TO RECAP: She states that she is tired of guys asking her about her menu and not reading her ads to see what she does and doesn't do. In her ads she lists IMPORTANT things that she DOESN'T do. BBFS is conspicuous by it's absence.

You guys are living in fantasyland if you don't think there are a lot of guys looking for that. If a chick has a list of things she doesn't do, and stripper slide is on the "do" list. (And really, Stripper Slide is damn near the same thing if you want to be honest about it.) You guys would have to be VERY naïve to think that the guys looking for that aren't going to call and ask about it. A LOT of girls that do that DO NOT openly advertise it. Yes, shocking, I know.

I know there are a few clueless guys here, like Wakeup, that think that NO hookers on here do that. But guys that have been banging hookers for years know that it does sometimes get offered, especially to long-time or "trusted" clients. So if there is any wording or any indication that she MIGHT be open to it, you better believe those guys WILL be calling.

And, sorry, you guys are wrong. If she offers stripper slide, she had better be CLEAR that she doesn't offer BBFS are she WILL get calls asking about it. Guaranteed.
albundy's Avatar
And there are guys who like to "get in the ass," and don't say anything about it!

How about you "Al"? I noticed you don't post you don't like it in the ass! Originally Posted by LexusLover
^^^
Ridiculous comparison.

I'm a "buyer", not a "seller". If I was a seller, I would be CLEAR about what I am selling.
In case you missed it Jemma, Al is saying you offer BBFS... Originally Posted by Wakeup
What is that term?
People don't read ... much. You could help yourself out by being more succinct in your ad/showcase:

Client Profile:
1.) 25 years+ gentlemen who are respectful of women
2.) No Drugs or Alcohol
3.) Outcalls only to Hotels/Motels except for walk-in hotels. No downtown locations
4.) Selective AA policy (open only to AA's with good references).
5.) P411 3+ required
6) No beastiality, couple sessions, three ways, bisexuality, or dominatrix.
7.) 1 hour minimum session time.
10.) Dinner dates or Overnights for regulars only.

Do's
1.) CIM
2.) CFS, MSOG in multiple positions Doggie, MISH, Surfboard, CG, Sideways
3.) BBBJ with CIM and/or CBJ (at client's option. No DT)
4.) HJ
5.) Boob Play...but my nipples are sensitive so need to be very gentle.
6.) LFK
7.) Stripper Slide
8.) Butt play, but not anal
9) Biting (I love to be bitten...it's a huge turn on)

Dont's

1) BBFS
2) DFK
3) Anal
4) DT Originally Posted by StinkyFingers
Good to know, thanks!