Accidental anal

I came across this article, but I don't see how it's possible to mistake a butthole for a pussy and fuck like normal.

http://jezebel.com/butt-what-about-a...nal-1790821947

Is it possible? Originally Posted by ZedX79
No
What's the "proper" technique you use to clean your ass? Originally Posted by LexusLover
This is fucking hilarious
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I didn't wack off and no disrespect meant but I did catch a slight blood flow at the thought of pulling out of your ass and you in the corner crying. That was kinda hot. Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
That sounds like a $25 Walmart gift card
What's the "proper" technique you use to clean your ass? Originally Posted by LexusLover
He probably uses a toothbrush.

Because that's mostly where his talkin comes from.
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He probably uses a toothbrush.

Because that's mostly where his talkin comes from. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
Feel better now sweetie? I guess you told me.
If ass douching ain't done properly that shit stanks. Then you pull out and put it back in and you get that stank on your hands and then you try to wipe it off on her sweaty ass cheeks but you keep stroking and then you notice her clinching her fists and you grab her hands for support and then the shit smell gets on her hands and then she wipes her hands on the bed...and then the whole fucking room starts smelling like shit while you're wondering what she ate for lunch. Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
Eww

If it's a civi girl, she can be off the hook. If it's a provider, she does not have any business offering Greek.
LexusLover's Avatar
Feel better now sweetie? I guess you told me. Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
GS ... now she's flirting with you!
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Eww

If it's a civi girl, she can be off the hook. If it's a provider, she does not have any business offering Greek. Originally Posted by YummyMarie
It doesn't matter.

One's getting a meal and drinks and the other cash!

It all costs.
Fecal matters ....
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That sounds like a $25 Walmart gift card Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde
You can bet your bottom dollar

that SC will be in arrears for that gift card.

Can't figure out how that could happen? Well hindsight is 20/20.
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Fecal matters .... Originally Posted by lookn4boobies
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Eww

If it's a civi girl, she can be off the hook. If it's a provider, she does not have any business offering Greek. Originally Posted by YummyMarie
Agree. You guys are pro's; civies for the most part are not.
Sistine Chapel's Avatar
You can bet your bottom dollar

that SC will be in arrears for that gift card.

Can't figure out how that could happen? Well hindsight is 20/20. Originally Posted by ThePainter
Nice PUN
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If you wacked off to it, I'll need you to send me a $50 Walmart gift card please Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde
His new nickname is ShitStain Chapel, how aprapo for this thread. Just an FYI, he can't afford a $50 gift card. He has an Obama phone.
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^ What's with all the overly emotional guys. But I do agree with you I'm poor and in fact I'm still using pagers. ;-)