Pregnant

I have the whole thing on videotape. The damn unicorn kept getting in the way but you can clearly see he didnt pull out. I promise to post it to my new BB Unicorn gay sex thread soon enough. Originally Posted by Boltfan

bahhahahhahahaha AHA!

Ok, the rumor is true....I am pregnant! Originally Posted by CanDo01

I bought him the EPT pregnancy kit! Instead of reading, "+", his said, "?"

Damn!

This thread has been hijacked to HELL!

I get pointed for shit like this.

I have only knocked up one provider, but she moves around so much, I couldn't find her if I wanted to. Plus she's a little "special" if you know what I mean. Fortunately the state will take her baby, so I don't have to worry about her providing with the kid in the house.

I bought him the EPT pregnancy kit! Instead of reading, "+", his said, "?" Originally Posted by Lana Warren

LMAO

I have only knocked up one provider, but she moves around so much, I couldn't find her if I wanted to. Plus she's a little "special" if you know what I mean. Fortunately the state will take her baby, so I don't have to worry about her providing with the kid in the house. Originally Posted by BarebackLover

And you don't have to worry about providing for your kid! Hell, it's a win win for you.
Not so much for the kid and the tax payers.

any assistance would be greatly appreciated!!

any assistance would be greatly appreciated!! Originally Posted by robs-hobby

Sure, buddy! Can I get you a hand job and a warm glass of milk while I'm at it?

Sure, buddy! Can I get you a hand job and a warm glass of milk while I'm at it? Originally Posted by TheBizz

Sure, buddy! Can I get you a hand job and a warm glass of milk while I'm at it? Originally Posted by TheBizz

Fuck yeah Bizz! I knew you would start providing someday! I bet you are the next one to get knocked up......

Fuck yeah Bizz! I knew you would start providing someday! I bet you are the next one to get knocked up...... Originally Posted by CanDo01

What can I say, times are tough. But no trick babies for me. Any of you dirtbags even think about stripper sliding me I'll post an alert on you so fast it'll make your head spin!

What can I say, times are tough. But no trick babies for me. Any of you dirtbags even think about stripper sliding me I'll post an alert on you so fast it'll make your head spin! Originally Posted by TheBizz

I never pictured you as the spinner type!

I never pictured you as the spinner type! Originally Posted by Dick Willy

I prefer to think of myself as curvy, but definitely not a BBW.

I prefer to think of myself as curvy Originally Posted by TheBizz

but are they in 'all the right places'?

Depends on your point of view.