That's why I donate so much money to pretty girls who are skinny with long hair. If the government ever unjustly convicts me of a crime and seizes my assets, then all those ladies I have given money to for their time will repay me in my hour of need, I'm sure. Originally Posted by friendly fredFred, Those pretty girls aren't going to do jack shit for you. You should do like I do. I watch videos on YouTube of my beloved hero, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, and whack off. If you do this too you could save up a lot of money to pay your lawyers.