Is Pizza like Sex?

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There, fixed that for ya. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005

Sorry Charles, I'm a NON GFE Hobbyist! I left the "EAT" out on purpose! But I see where you're at! LOL That would explain your popularity!
Not for me. I can't stand it when a guy says can you be here in fifteen minutes and I say no because I ain't no Domino's delivery.
Sex is like chocolate. Or vice versa...
Sex is like chocolate. Or vice versa... Originally Posted by Lil Oral Annie
That's not true. If it were, wives would put out on a regular basis. And the need for escorts would diminish substantially.
  • Taint
  • 01-08-2012, 02:19 PM
Well, pizza is a vegetable, and sex turns me into a vegetable.
There, fixed that for ya. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005

ROFL!! keyboard fail Still Looking?
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That's not true. If it were, wives would put out on a regular basis. And the need for escorts would diminish substantially. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005
Good point Charles! That’s why I would never marry a provider. Could you imagine not getting any from a provider? I guess that’s when you hit rock bottom! I really don't want to find out what that feels like! With my luck that’s what would happen! LOL

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@ Setty

I never ate a piece of either that I didn't like. Sc
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Well, pizza is a vegetable, and sex turns me into a quivering vegetable. Originally Posted by Taint
there fixed that
If either one smells like Anchovies I'm out! LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking
You need your own stand up show sir. You are good.
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I love anchovies hmmmmmm.

for some reason, they squick women out.
I'm not voting because I feel neither are applicable. At least not from a hooktard/woman's point of view.
I only agree with the pizza part. If it's really good... it's good. If it's bad... It's still pretty good. I am a big fan of carbs and cheese. And whatever else you want to throw on it. Originally Posted by Shayla
You better whatch it with all that cheese and fat ladden fare. You might one day have to put in your Ad that you are a BBW. But a happy one, lol.
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You need your own stand up show sir. You are good. Originally Posted by DreamGirlRosy
LOL Thank you for your kind words!
You better whatch it with all that cheese and fat ladden fare. You might one day have to put in your Ad that you are a BBW. But a happy one, lol. Originally Posted by acp5762
More cushion for the pushin'.
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Not exactly on topic, but I just finished the biography of Dave Mustaine, of Megadeth, who claimed one of his band members used A-1 steak sauce for DATY. LOL!