Why Pay!

BBWrider's Avatar
I know a bar whore named Meridith, about 350 lbs (but only has A cup tits!?), she'll blow you without a condom if you want. All you have to do is spend time with her in public so the world can see you with her and buy her $100 worth of nasty sugary ass cocktails and then strain the suspension on your truck while you haul her back to your place to bang her. Shy might cry during sex too, if you make her cum she will. Then you have to figure out how to get the skank to leave after the fact. Wait till day light and your neighbors will see you loading her into your truck to take her back to her car.

Still sound expensive paying for it outright?
pravda's Avatar
I work and I am in grad school. I don't have time to date.
Russ38's Avatar
Hobbying is definitely way cheaper than civilian pussy. For me, it's not only the time and money trying to pick up so called "free" pussy....but after all that, how likely will she have half the skill level sexually as an experienced provider? Prob not too often....I would much rather know in advance what I'm getting without all the hassle and know I'm in store for an awesome PSE experience or whatever I'm in the mood for that day.
Have you ever wondered why people are paying for this when you can get this for FREE! They were born with it and it was FREE and some of these ladies are making more money than RG3 and its tax free............With Houston being as big as it is, I am sure there are women out there who will do the same things a provider will do they are horny as well. It might take a little longer, you might have to invest some time and hanging out, but when you leave you will still have your money in your pocket, and you won't feel as though you got ripped off because the provider gave you a poor service because you were the 10th person she saw that day, she is tired, or you give her your cash and you are hoping you get the same service as the reviews and you get a CBJ, one position, one nut, a hot towel and shown the door!


Just my thought................. Originally Posted by Needit7


Lets just cut to the chase shall we?

To find someone at a bar takes time, effort etc... and usually ends up with a drama queen who is less interested in rocking your world as to upsetting it.

The ladies on here are more interested in rocking your world with skills you wish your wife or girlfriend or both had. That is why they can charge for their time with you for the instructional demonstration they offer.

These ladies are well skilled in the fine art of giving you what you want (and often times more) unlike your wife or some chick you picked up at a bar...

The transaction of the deal between provider and client is the purest form of a business transaction.


So if you think you can cruise the bars and the online dating sources out there and get some for free.. figure this:

Bars will cost you drinks, for you and her.... then there are dinners etc...

online sites charge $$$ to hook you up.

and the above listed takes time nurturing it so you can get some fun.

I stopped counting how many reviews a guy posted about him scheduling a lunchtime romp... I bet his work level afterwards was sky high


Relationships are great but in this world of 168 hours a week (7 days x 24 hours) and you work 50+ of them or more.... do the math
Add up how many hours you work per week
add up how much time you use in personal hygiene
add up how much time you use for feeding one's self
add up how much time you use for shopping for needed items
add up how much time you use for sleeping

you get the idea.....

then subtract it from 168 that new # is your free time



So to all the ladies on here.. your service to us men is outstanding and we thank you for it
I agree with Rosemary this post is worthless. Originally Posted by Mr Willy
I dis-agree... I never laughed so hard in my life! was worth a good chuckle
You are 100% correct, these girls are a bargain. I just ended a girlfiend relationship I met in the hobby, she actually went back to being a provider and when you add up the new car, and two story housew/pool and all her other $$ drama, I'm a lot better off seeing a provder once or twice a week. Athough she may have to see up to 10 clients a day without me as her ATM.
realmisterbigg's Avatar
mah friend how much waz da pigeons rant??
inctown's Avatar
I know a bar whore named Meridith, about 350 lbs (but only has A cup tits!?), she'll blow you without a condom if you want. All you have to do is spend time with her in public so the world can see you with her and buy her $100 worth of nasty sugary ass cocktails and then strain the suspension on your truck while you haul her back to your place to bang her. Shy might cry during sex too, if you make her cum she will. Then you have to figure out how to get the skank to leave after the fact. Wait till day light and your neighbors will see you loading her into your truck to take her back to her car.

Still sound expensive paying for it outright? Originally Posted by BBWrider
You seem to know too much about this one. Almost like you speak from first hand knowledge lol.
BBWrider's Avatar
Yes Meridith is her name. Her pussy tasted like KFC original recipe.
Dorian Gray's Avatar
^^^^^
Obviously she was white cause a sista would taste like Frenchys. IJS
BBWrider's Avatar
^^^^^
Obviously she was white cause a sista would taste like Frenchys. IJS Originally Posted by Dorian Gray
Popeye's more likely, but that wouldn't have stopped me
HoustonJoe's Avatar
I agree with the general concensus of the thread...you still pay in some way, shape, or form. I've started a similar thread before just reminiscing about the "free" tail I used to get. http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=225715&highlight=
Now the crazy cleaning lady won't leave me the fuck alone (bitches be crazy right?!). Guess it doesn't help I'm trying to TAP her sister, but I digress.
It's still nice to come across a lady that wants you for YOU and not what you can do for them. But the hobby as a whole is the best way to go. It's business.
Are you asking how much was her rent?!, WAY TOO MUCH! and her $$ drama was much much HIGHER!!
realmisterbigg's Avatar
sounds like u livin it large dawg. but you should be gettin that booty every day for the paper you were givin that pigeon.
Sarunga's Avatar
I agree with Val---you are seeing the wrong providers............SOME of us really do enjoy what we do & who we do!! Originally Posted by DallasRain
Sweet summer rain.