Favorite cheesy one-liner jokes?

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name!

What the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding? One less whiskey glass.

They made the cul de sac I live on One Way.

Celine Dion walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! Why the long face?"

In the woods Bear ask Rabbit "Do you have problems with shit sticking on your fur?"
"No" says Rabbit.
So Bear picks up Rabbit and wipes his butt with him.

Obama Koolaid: 100% Fact Free.

You must be from Ireland cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin.

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop...

A fish swims into a concrete wall. He screams, "Dam!"

2 men walk into a bar. the 3rd one ducks!

Entered elevator at The Omni, said "ballroom please" when a little lady tapped me on the shoulder and said, "I didn't know I was crowding you!!"

From a Marx Brothers movie...

"Will you join me?"

"Why, are you falling apart?"

me: i'm bored...
female friend #1: you're always bored..
female friend #2: what do you wanna do?
me: let's play a game...
female friend #2: what do you wanna play?
me: spin the bottle..
female friend #1: why "spin the bottle"?
me: because any which way you play it.... I win!!!
Both females roll their eyes...=p

Member of Sperm Team 6 (specifically toned and tightened to impregnate the egg) running back down the urethra towards the testicles screaming and yelling,

".....go back, Go Back, GO BACK ===> its a blow job!!.."

did you hear about the queer Indian tribe braves who kept bringing scalps home with handles on them??