You Know That You've Been In The Hobby/Biz Too Long

When you are playing with vanilla people, and wonder why they are still there after 1 hour.

I was filling up my truck with fuel today (after taking out a small bank loan to do it LOL). As I waited for the tank to fill, I was forced to endure this: Pump Display

I need to see a provider ASAP.

Oh Geeez!
I've done all of these.
I guess I've hobbied too long.

when you map the location of your consulting sessions in order to see if there is any pattern to them...



[100% actual map from several years ago]

[yes, it's my map or the visit is free :^]

when you map the location of your consulting sessions in order to see if there is any pattern to them...



[100% actual map from several years ago]

[yes, it's my map or the visit is free :^] Originally Posted by pmdelites

If you got iPhone you can get a map too.

GPS..NC..

When you are out on a civie date, and wondering why the guy hasn't paid the donation yet.

When the words full service doesn't mean the same anymore. I chuckle and giggle.

Oh no, I've gotta good one for you!

I dropped my clothes off at the dry cleaners one morning and when I went to pick them up the next day, they couldn't find them under my name! I pulled the receipt out of my purse.........it had Lana Warren on the ticket! LOL!

Oh no, I've gotta good one for you!

I dropped my clothes off at the dry cleaners one morning and when I went to pick them up the next day, they couldn't find them under my name! I pulled the receipt out of my purse.........it had Lana Warren on the ticket! LOL! Originally Posted by Lana Warren

LOL! That is funny as hell!


You know when you have been in the hobby to long when you actually answer to your provider name out in public.

IDMT that's the gas pump giving you the Greek...

I was filling up my truck with fuel today (after taking out a small bank loan to do it LOL). As I waited for the tank to fill, I was forced to endure this: Pump Display

Went by a new cigar store the other day that advertised "FULL SERVICE". No, it wasn't!!!!!

When you forget and try to snowball with your wife....and you get that WTF are you doing look.

When after having sex with the wife and an hour goes by, and I wonder why she hasn't left yet.

I went to a fast food place and everything was labeled in letters and numbers...when the cashier was telling me the difference between a L2 or an L3 I busted out laughing.

like the guy who almost choked when the receptionist at his doctor's office asked him "who is your provider?" Originally Posted by pmdelites

totally my favorite.

it's happened to me as well when I was having to see several docs with one of my kids....and that was when I had been gone for several years.

I think it kinda stays with you, even when you do leave.

So learn to live with it. You've been exposed, it's part of who you are. LOL