Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench one fine afternoon.
A man walks by closely, wearing a trench coat. As he gets in front of the bench, he turns towards the little old ladies and flashes them.
The first little old lady had a stroke!
The second little old lady had a stroke!
The third little old lady couldn't reach!
- cynic
- 04-10-2013, 12:32 PM
- Helicopter206
- 04-10-2013, 02:02 PM
See you at the end of the month. I know that seems a long time to wait, but you know me, a good thing is worth waiting for... LOL
Ooo I was talking about me waiting for you...
how one's mind get's twisted
loves me some country girl.
Ooo I was talking about me waiting for you...
how one's mind get's twisted
loves me some country girl.
- sweet.countrygirl
- 04-10-2013, 04:41 PM
Omg! Rofl remind me not to eat and read lol
Here's one
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
But she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a £100 if you let me
have sex with you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for 200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
Pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.
She responded, "The bastard used coins!"
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it or risk getting screwed an uncountable times!
Xoxo
~Tori
Here's one
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
But she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a £100 if you let me
have sex with you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for 200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
Pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.
She responded, "The bastard used coins!"
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it or risk getting screwed an uncountable times!
Xoxo
~Tori
Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench one fine afternoon.
A man walks by closely, wearing a trench coat. As he gets in front of the bench, he turns towards the little old ladies and flashes them.
The first little old lady had a stroke!
The second little old lady had a stroke!
The third little old lady couldn't reach! Originally Posted by cynic
- sweet.countrygirl
- 04-10-2013, 04:45 PM
Can't wait darling! My birthday is this month so there's a couple days I'm not working so let me know sweetheart pm or text/call
Xoxo
~Tori
Xoxo
~Tori
See you at the end of the month. I know that seems a long time to wait, but you know me, a good thing is worth waiting for... LOL
Ooo I was talking about me waiting for you...
how one's mind get's twisted
loves me some country girl. Originally Posted by Helicopter206