Couples

You got that right snowball

Come to Vegas! ;-) Originally Posted by VegasJen

Haha my best chick friend is there and she swings. If she found out shed kill me, my girl and her really clicked last christmas....mmmmmmm foursome?

You got that right snowball Originally Posted by Fishon85

My wife charges tricks extra for that, but if you got the $500, feel free to schedule with her. I'll pick up my cut after.

My wife charges tricks extra for that, but if you got the $500, feel free to schedule with her. I'll pick up my cut after. Originally Posted by Wakeup

You aint a pimp, youre a sanctuary for hoes.

Come to Buffalo!

You aint a pimp, youre a sanctuary for hoes. Originally Posted by Fishon85

Welcome to the wonderfully myopic world of the Shitting Elephant.

Come to Buffalo! Originally Posted by Amber Does

Damn we should. Shed really, really go for you, you look just like her friend but sexier.

You aint a pimp, youre a sanctuary for hoes. Originally Posted by Fishon85

Well...many whores have knelt before me...but they weren't praying. Well, they were mentioning God a lot, so maybe they were...

Look on a swingers site, sdc.com or sls.com

Me and my awesome gf had a little encounter with a friend of hers a few weeks back that was interrupted abruptly.

We were having drinks with her and her on again off again bf then they left. We started making out and she went down on me. Out of nowhere our bedroom door flys open and there is my gfs friend watching us. Apparently her and douche bag started fighting so she had him drop her back off at our place. She looked interested while apologizing and started going on and on about their stupid ass fight. I really didnt want to sit there hard and hear the bullshit so i just grabbed my girls head and shoved it back down on my cock. My girls friend sat there and said "omg i cant believe you two." i watched her as she slid her hand down the front of her pants. Not long afterwards my gfs friend asked my gf if she wanted her to go down on her. My girl just whimpered the sexiest "mmhmm" while still servicong my member. It seemed like as soon as her friends tongue her kitty the bj became 10 times better. Her friend pulled her top and bra off and had my girl about to cum all over her face as i holding off with all i had to keep this going as i really wanted to fuck my girls brains out while her friend licked her and maybe me.

Alls going well when the jackass on again off again boyfriend pulls his pos car in our yard and lays on the horn. (Her phone was going off while she was servicing my lady). She ends up leaving us and me and my lady had one of the best nights of our relationship.

Well now it seems we both are craving a similar, full experience. But we dont want to worry about dead beat druggie bfs cock blocking again nor do we want to worry about the other falling for the thrid person so we figured why not hire a sexy pro who can hopefully show us a few tricks as well.

Weve discussed the details and have decided wed like to dream of double penetrating my gf (strap on) double oral for me, lots of teasing (gf does not want me to indulge in provider outside of oral and breast/ass worship) and hopefully a provider willing lick her beautiful kitty after i give her a creampie (her atf).

Were both new and have no references and im mainly finding that newbie friendly providers are steictly dickly or not attractive to my gf. I know most would recommend the easy route of booking a couple of solo sessions with newbie friendly providers for the references but this is impossible because gf would never go for it and id never sneak around on her.

So are there any providers willing to help us out? We know this may take extra longer for screening so thats why we want to get this ball rolling asap.

Any gents with advice please feel free to comment as well. I may even include a juicy pic of the two of us once i wipe the faces.

Many thanks! Originally Posted by Fishon85

You don't want anyone attracted to her but your willing to offer a juicy picture of yall both?

that makes no sense but continue I suppose why don't you just come out and say your looking for someone to join your team and to show you the ropes of eccie kingdom for tebows sake...

If you don't want someone attracted to her why would you continue to include her in the picture you must not be as smart as you think you are..

Sure cream pie and etc activities I am sure you will find some nasty ass whore off eccie to join you pffft come on dude I know you can come up with a better " JOIN MY TEAM " Ad than that

[QUOTE=Fishon85;1057559953]You're not a pimp, you're a sanctuary for hoes.[/QUOTE]

FIFY

You are not a pimp. You are a sanctuary for whores.

You aint a pimp, youre a sanctuary for hoes. Originally Posted by Fishon85

You ain't no pimp...you a rest haven for hoes.
Mr. Pretty Tony

You don't want anyone attracted to her but your willing to offer a juicy picture of yall both?

that makes no sense but continue I suppose why don't you just come out and say your looking for someone to join your team and to show you the ropes of eccie kingdom for tebows sake...


If you don't want someone attracted to her why would you continue to include her in the picture you must not be as smart as you think you are..

Sure cream pie and etc activities I am sure you will find some nasty ass whore off eccie to join you pffft come on dude I know you can come up with a better " JOIN MY TEAM " Ad than that Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Where the hell did i say anything like that?