Body odor"funky balls,,,shit stains

Three Sides, are all Dallas providers this high-maintenance?

This place has gone to Hell since BB Tony changed his handle.

There's a reason the amp gals give their customers and themselves a thorough showering before the party begins. Had one gal tell me my asshole looked like a peach as she was assiduously washing it(she even asked twice if I was sure I didnt want tuma with a hungry glint in her eye)
Get it all out in the morning and shower.

Scrub A Dub it up Boy's
do guys know what a wash cloth is for ?
love the guy who stand at the sink and toss water over his junk . and makes a mess doing it ..
and hang the towel up and don't use mine ..
I have extra washcloths
I have extra towels ( travel with all this extra stuff . toss it when I done with it )
I have extra bed sheets
I have Listerine and Disposable cups sitting out ,use it and don't put your mouth on the bottle ..
I keep mine own Listerine out of reach
I have Men's Body Soap . so you don't have use bar soap . so use it in the shower
!!Please don't use my Massengill Feminine Hygiene Ph Balance VJ Wash !!

Lol

Dangit, some of you ladies seem to be high maintenance ...

.... probably against a fucktard taking a dump at the incall, ala Monica Fox and her SHMB gold.

Well maybe it's bad whore karma since you refuse references a bunch of stank ball clients come your way?

Well maybe it's bad whore karma since you refuse references a bunch of stank ball clients come your way? Originally Posted by Jules Jaguar

Lmao..thats fumny...

If I'm seeing you on a weekend then I'm going to be freshly showered and then will head your way.
If' it's a weekday then I'll be at my office job all day and will need to freshen up as my home is far away from all the fun so make sure a shower is available. I've been around long enough to know to ask this.
In the end (pun intended) some people are just nasty and nothing will change that.

OMG that's disgusting!!

It goes both ways ladies. Not all Providers are fresh upon delivery.

Biggest issue I've seen has been armpit BO. Something about armpit BO that makes the gag reflex go.

Smokers breath. Doesn't matter if you brush or mouthwash, that shits deep in the lungs and when the heavy breathing begins in BCD, the rank tobacco smell comes up.

And you gals who let your little dogs run loose in your hotel Incall, please look for tootsie rolls. Nothing sucks more than stepping on one of those tootsie rolls.

My fondest smelly memory was seeing a gal and once I had her legs/feet over my shoulders, doing my business I notice the pungent smell of dookie.

My first thought was "I hope that's not my ass, her ass didn't stink during DATY., "Do I casually stick a finger back there for a smell test while her eyes are closed?"

No.

I shifted her legs to get a better angle and focus. At least the smell kept me from shooting too soon. However, the culprit raised its smelly head. Remnance of little doggie dookie in her toes. I wanted to put her knees behind her ears and let her see and smell what she stepped in. Looking back, I should've rubbed her nose in it.

damn!!!

+1

It goes both ways ladies. Not all Providers are fresh upon delivery. Originally Posted by Admiral Giggle

Suffice it to say I have had more than my fair share of sensory overloads while attempting to go down on otherwise beautiful providers. And, I am very aware of my hygiene. Heck, I even visit a lady for manscaping regularly and carry with me a Listerine pocketmist to sessions. The "clean" ones are usually all rounders. their BCD is good, have well kept incalls, and most importantly make a genuine effort toward customer satisfaction.

hahaha this one is too easy.. i'll just leave it alone.. Originally Posted by honest_abe

Goodboy....

Isnt SCAT on the menu?