Trump creates new branch of the military

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Mars? Let's start with a base on a moon first.

Wait!

To get there we need a dependable space shuttle that can fly to space and back anytime its needed without taking months and years between launches and the USA, Russia or China doesn't have it. Originally Posted by CG2014
Private companies are hard at work... It's a race between our civilians and the Chinese...
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I feel bad for his press secretaries. Originally Posted by dallasfan
Hope Hicks.

White House Communications Director from August 2017 until March 2018.

29 years young.

5' 9" !!

I'd do her in a minute!

She played Lacrosse in High School and at SMU too so she is used to holding a big long stick in her hands for a long period of time.



Now that she is unemployed, I can think of many wonderful woman empowering career choices for her to pursue.



Private companies are hard at work... It's a race between our civilians and the Chinese... Originally Posted by texassapper
Who? The crazy Elon Musk guy?
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I saw that Utube clip at the start of the thread. I thought the follow-on clip of 5 unsolved mysteries of WWI was more stimulating.
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If they just went public , its been happening for a long time.
Go Trump!

Stock markets are at a all time high. I have barely shorted a stock all year. Unemployment is the lowest in 10 years, Peace talks with North Korea. And Stormy Daniels, who cares? We both like hot hookers. Lol. He's the man.
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Stormy Daniels is not hot and she wasn't even hot when she was at the height of her porn career in the early to mid 2000's, circa 2003.
Stormy Daniels is not hot and she wasn't even hot when she was at the height of her porn career in the early to mid 2000's, circa 2003. Originally Posted by CG2014

Lol. Honestly I don't know what she looks like. When she was popular I didn't have access to the internet to jerk off. My porn collection was a 2-3 early 80's pornos. Tera Patrick, Holly Body and Jenna Jameson was the 3 loves of my life. Lol
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Tera Patrick and Jenna Jameson were very hot back then.

Jenna being the hottest.

She looks like shit now.
Still alive and well, just under various different names.

Oops forgot to quote Cg, this was in reference to what happened to starwars defense
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laugh all you want but we're going to be the first country with mother fucking space marines... compare that with Obama and Nasa focused on fucking Islam... WTF? God, he was such a fucking pussy.
Lol...some of you guys think tweet head will last his four year term....ever heard of fake news. He can divert to outta space...and not separate children from their mom's. He is still a pos racist redneck lover...his base
Space Force. Sounds great as a sound bit until you realize we have to ask the Russians if they would put our Space Force Troops into orbit so we can protect against the Russians and their allies the Chinese. Or do we ask Elon and Branson to launch troops and weapons? Oh wait, no WMD's allowed in space.

Another half-baked idea from the Confuser-In-Chief to divert attention from the real issues.

Basically we are FUCKED.
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I can already see it will work out just perfectly:

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Yeah, because none of the previous administrations ever LIED right?

. Originally Posted by texassapper
Nothing like this has ever happened. 3000 lies as of May 1st.

The man just makes stuff up in an attempt to justify his every whim.

Least popular POTUS in recent history.