Perfect wife or girlfriend

Perfect wife or girlfriend..

1.Does not Nag
2.Listens to what you have to say
3.Loves staying at Home
4.Does not need to be wined & dined only a daily basis
5.Does not have stupid friends that loves to get in our business
6.Does not need any makeup..Naturally Beautiful
7.Knows how to cook
8.Does not talk my ear off about stupid pity nonsense
9.Exercises..Keeps her body in shape
10. Let's me have sex with her anytime I need it
11.Responsible with money
12.Does not call me constanly at work
13.Loves Sports
14. Must always act like a lady
15.Makes sure the house is clean & the laundry is done
16.Never holds a grudge with me after an argument
17.Does not make unexpected plans for the day--I really hate that.
18.Does not lie to me
19.Does not let her friends influence most of her decisions
20.Last but not least..Must keep an open mind about the hobby & particpate in couples sessions with my ATF!

Also it would be icing on the cake if she looked like Minka Kelly!

Originally Posted by hobbyprojb

Google and try to find the Minka Kelly blow up doll! That's the only thing that will fit the bill! If your going to dream, dream big! (Ah.. order one one!)

Minka Kelly is amazingly freaking hot

Google and try to find the Minka Kelly blow up doll! That's the only thing that will fit the bill! If your going to dream, dream big! (Ah.. order one one!) Originally Posted by Still Looking

Yea really no shit. He thinks the Iceing on the cake would be to have some arm candy like Minka Kelly. Oh by the way "Honey" I have this delectable need to screw Strippers and Escorts but you can join in with me and my ATF, lol. The only thing he would be doing is bouncing off the curb like a scrunched up McDonalds Happy Meal Bag, lol.

My first and third wife (the same girl) had everything I was looking for except she was adversely affected by her culture. Being 1/2 indian, but looking all white, and being disowned by the indians weighed heavy on her whole life. Even to this day we are close friends.
Other than her I have worked with 2 of the prettiest sweetest girls I have ever seen. I hope their husbands know what they got. So my description of the perfect wife is pretty (at least in my eyes), sweet, sexy and just upbeat and fun to be with.

Yea really no shit. He thinks the Iceing on the cake would be to have some arm candy like Minka Kelly. Oh by the way "Honey" I have this delectable need to screw Strippers and Escorts but you can join in with me and my ATF, lol. The only thing he would be doing is bouncing off the curb like a scrunched up McDonalds Happy Meal Bag, lol. Originally Posted by acp5762

Love the Mickey D'S analogy! Hey, you hear that McDonalds has a new pie out... It’s the Sweet N Little! Looks like an apple pie at first glance, but it cums in a red wrapper and tastes like Sushi! I love them! But hell, I would trade never having a pie again for just one lap dance from Minka Kelly!

Love your honesty, that's what I was asking! Originally Posted by heidilynnla

He didn't give you honesty , that was wishful thinking.

I'm the perfect x wife

I'm the perfect x wife Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

Lol, " The Perfect Ex-wife" is that like getting honorable mention. You weren't much of a wife, but you're a dam good ex-wife not sure how that works. I guess its like OJ Simpson. They couldn't convict him criminally for the murders of Nichole and Ron but they pasted his nuts to the wall civilly for " Wrongfull Death", lol.

Lol, " The Perfect Ex-wife" is that like getting honorable mention. You weren't much of a wife, but you're a dam good ex-wife not sure how that works. I guess its like OJ Simpson. They couldn't convict him criminally for the murders of Nichole and Ron but they pasted his nuts to the wall civilly for " Wrongfull Death", lol. Originally Posted by acp5762

And where is that upstanding citizen today...? Prison! He’s was a fucking idiot! People who think they are beyond the law, usually find out they are so wrong! He fought the law… and the law won!

I'm the perfect x wife Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

WHY DO I NOT WANT TO FIND OUT IF THATS TRUE OR NOT!?

And where is that upstanding citizen today...? Prison! He’s was a fucking idiot! People who think they are beyond the law, usually find out they are so wrong! He fought the law… and the law won!
Originally Posted by Still Looking

It caught up to him didn't it.

WHY DO I NOT WANT TO FIND OUT IF THATS TRUE OR NOT!? Originally Posted by Still Looking

I don't know if I would want to find out either. But I would hang out with her.

I don't know if I would want to find out either. But I would hang out with her. Originally Posted by acp5762

Hey SNL is HOT, make no mistake about it! I give her two thumbs up! You want to be on the healing side of that relationship. Not the EX-WIFE side. But based on recent events... who knows!

Just don't ask her if she like pie!

my perfect wife is not a hobby wife. perfection comes down to communication. if you marry someone with intentions on them being perfect, then you have already struck out. daty and bbbj is not to much to ask for....from a good woman....wife of not. and sex is part of a man and woman being together,...so if it is bad up front...chances are it will not get better and you may be on here to relieve stress or vs hobby.

So much writing talent here on eccie Originally Posted by heidilynnla

You made a great subject for my inspiration, lol.