If you had a parrot in your bedroom...

"NEXT!"


I am so kidding. Originally Posted by Reese Foster

"NEXT!"


I am so kidding. Originally Posted by Reese Foster

well, the parrot probably heard that after each of your reeseamous orgasms!!! not after each guy left your company.

...My parrot would probably say something totally inappropriate like "HARDER, don't stop!" Or, "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!" ... Originally Posted by Marla

now i know for sure that i should have put that bird in the other room!!!

now i know for sure that i should have put that bird in the other room!!! Originally Posted by pmdelites

LMAO you go PM!



And OMG what Reese said was FUNNY!!!! Why didn't I think of that?

"...squaaak....harder...aw wk, awwk...not yet, not yet....wait, wait....awwk...that's it, that's it...I'm almost there....awwk......just leave it on the table...awwk...you were great....awwk, awwk......."

"f*ck me santa, f*ck me santa, f*ck me santa!"

Now that was funny!!

"...squaaak....harder...aw wk, awwk...not yet, not yet....wait, wait....awwk...that's it, that's it...I'm almost there....awwk......just leave it on the table...awwk...you were great....awwk, awwk......." Originally Posted by TexasT