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blowpop's Avatar
Wakeup...do you practice being an arrogant asshole or does it just come naturally? Originally Posted by Stalion
Just put him on ignore. He used to occasionally share something of value, but now he's just a source of noise.
Wakeup's Avatar
It's amazing how many comments about me come from people who have me on "ignore"...

You can ignore the following on almost any ad:

- five star service
- no pimp
- full satisfaction guaranteed
- pictures of me and are recent
- pictures
- clean and elegant incall
- friendly
- discrete
- always fresh
- 120/130/140 lbs
- 18/19/20/21 years old
- **** free
- no rush
- only doing this for fun, don't really need the money
- full service
- NBA
- low volume
- you are only paying for time and companionship
- just about anything else
LexusLover's Avatar
You can ignore the following on almost any ad: Originally Posted by essence

"Secure Location"

That means the guy chain smoking in the black pickup outside the gate

..... is watching who comes in so he can get their plate number after they call for the gate code.
Russ38's Avatar
"Secure Location"

That means the guy chain smoking in the black pickup outside the gate

..... is watching who comes in so he can get their plate number after they call for the gate code. Originally Posted by LexusLover
LMAO.....like you said, the best humor comes from truth...
<<<< 5 star service, damn there I go making it about me. I'll be the Snow Bunny handing out blankets while the chain smoker is watching my back by the gate lmao/ jk..........
No, actually you don't. Originally Posted by CivilBarrister
if you take anything that he says about you or others seriously or get offended easily, it would be impossible to. if you don't give a damn and see it for what it is, he's like your friend's crazy dog that's always doing funny shit. sometimes annoying where you want to spank his nose with a newspaper, sometimes so entertaining you bring treats to see him perform.

Who is "them"? Originally Posted by LexusLover
his quips... wu doesn't have multiple personalities; he runs in only one gear.
Wakeup's Avatar
"sometimes so entertaining"??

Shit...this whole board is one big fucking treat that keeps on giving every Tebowdamn day...
Russ38's Avatar
Godamn WU circle jerk tonight....Jesus....
Wakeup's Avatar
I bring out the best in those around me...it's a curse...sorry...
Actually in Houston each star represents 65 pounds. So a five star hooktard would be one of our 325 pound whales, er.. lovely providers.
Actually in Houston each star represents 65 pounds. So a five star hooktard would be one of our 325 pound whales, er.. lovely providers. Originally Posted by spear88

Oh hell, and here I really thought I was something special? Even if I'm handing out blankets? I'll stop handing out DNA soaked blankets and reevaluate. .....
Russ38's Avatar
I bring out the best in those around me...it's a curse...sorry... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
I hear ya.....not your fault the bitches love you.....
I hear ya.....not your fault the bitches love you..... Originally Posted by Russ38
We bitches love u 2
tbone77494's Avatar
Essence has good advice. VIP though usually means you are gonna pay a lot more, and the girl is often hotter and less tattooed. She is likely less PSE and is a clock watcher.