What WOULD the Ladies Consider for Trade Outs?

glade55's Avatar
What a rip off. So you charge 20 bucks to open a case and plug in a cable for a hard drive and mount a handful of screws. All that takes about 15 minutes max. Originally Posted by one1one

His gotta make a living some how
tbone77494's Avatar
Installing the dishwasher and then banging the "housewife" who hired the repairman sounds like a scene from a porn flick. And I don't think anyone adds hard drives to their towers anymore, they just throw out the old laptop and buy a new one.

Who was the dude who tried to get laid in exchange for patio furniture?

Anyway - I'd stick with cash. It's foolproof.
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I'll exchange sensual services for wee dog nail clipping and veterinary care with tests and shots. (I want my mini minion mutts to think of me as goddess, not torturer.) Any horny doggy docs out there?

I have a perfectly nice vet now, but SHE is immune to my lucky charms, and keeping up the residents of the Irish Chihuahua Refuge gets expensive. (My petite pimps sport fur coats and flashy neckwear ALL of the time.)
What a rip off. So you charge 20 bucks to open a case and plug in a cable for a hard drive and mount a handful of screws. All that takes about 15 minutes max. Originally Posted by one1one
See? And that was just trading ideas..
OP: Sometimes you can bend over backwards in effort and time and the other party will find a reason to bitch. What if the session sucks? Maybe only with a lady you're familiar with? Questions, questions...
Sexy Katrina's Avatar
I trade my services, I mean my time for CASH,CASH, AND OH YEAH CASH...
What a rip off. So you charge 20 bucks to open a case and plug in a cable for a hard drive and mount a handful of screws. All that takes about 15 minutes max. Originally Posted by one1one
And some of these girls make 20 bucks a minute for us to eat their pussy. And who's the ripoff artist and dummy now?
I've accepted a number of things in the electronics category for sessions. Best trade made was a hh for a ps4. I tried to give the guy longer but that's all he wanted. Checked the serial numbers and all nothing came back stolen from what I could tell. it's risky but worth it imo. I'm to much of a jew to spend money on tvs gaming consoles computers and phones. To each his own tho.
I had a "pocket-book guy" who always hit on me at the flea-market (in NC) and one day we exchanged numbers, and I briefed him, and sent him my webpage link. He asked about bartering...
Well, it ended up me digging through his van; Getting first dibs on all of his new inventory of purses.
I gave him the same credit as I would have paid cash (as I have seen him selling, so I am secure in what I know the "value" of his items are.) I know he didn't "pay/invest" that amount, but that was his potential earnings with the items.

So we took my rate- (minus cash for incall + babysitter fee, ha) Fee - cash / PBV (pocketbook value) * X = total
Actually worked out to about 8 or 9 pocketbooks + the cash reimbursement (so I didn't lose cash, but neither profited cash. Literally broke even.) I think he even threw in an extra pocketbook, to be "nice." Heh.
He received a one hour booking- and was done in 10. I tried to give him MSOG, but I think he was shell shocked he'd done the deed with a working gal! Ha.
He was also foreign and said I was his first "caucasian"....
I dunno, but what I do know, is I made out with a bunch of purses I wouldn't have had before the session- so I saw no harm, no foul. And he grins at me like hell when I see him in the fleamarket now.

Nothing wrong with bartering, as long as both parties walk away feeling like they "got a good deal." You just got to make sure you have something the ladies actually hold as valuable, whether it be services or goods.
"A thing is only as valuable as it is perceived to be."
I had a client in Dallas who I traded services for thousands of dollars in furniture. However, I will never do it again because every time we arranged a meet up he always told me I needed to come "pay off my debt"

Uhhh... no buddy. We entered into a business arrangement, and I am fulfilling my end of it as quickly as you will let me. Don't act like Im trying to screw you over or run off without making good on my end. I hate being talked to in a condescending manner.

So cash only from this point forward.
I had a client in Dallas who I traded services for thousands of dollars in furniture. However, I will never do it again because every time we arranged a meet up he always told me I needed to come "pay off my debt"

Uhhh... no buddy. We entered into a business arrangement, and I am fulfilling my end of it as quickly as you will let me. Don't act like Im trying to screw you over or run off without making good on my end. I hate being talked to in a condescending manner.

So cash only from this point forward. Originally Posted by Daphne-Hart
Yuck.


No payment arrangements.
A singular transaction worked well & best with me.

Reminds me of "this one time" with the mechanic who ....
well .... let's just say, the last of his balance, I brought him in CASH.

He thought he was gonna get a discount, heh.
Slitlikr's Avatar
I had a client in Dallas who I traded services for thousands of dollars in furniture. However, I will never do it again because every time we arranged a meet up he always told me I needed to come "pay off my debt"

Uhhh... no buddy. We entered into a business arrangement, and I am fulfilling my end of it as quickly as you will let me. Don't act like Im trying to screw you over or run off without making good on my end. I hate being talked to in a condescending manner.

So cash only from this point forward. Originally Posted by Daphne-Hart
Must be some nice "fucking" furniture!
What a rip off. So you charge 20 bucks to open a case and plug in a cable for a hard drive and mount a handful of screws. All that takes about 15 minutes max. Originally Posted by one1one
Well women on this board regularly charge $$ or $$$ for an hour of something they have before and after they get paid.