What is a Nuru massage?

Why the heck do these white knights continue to mention Thai Monica. She retired people, old pussy, forget about her already guys! Yall keep on beating a dead horse with mentioning thai monica.

DM,
You do Nuru?

I tried it once. That shit made my fur look great for about a week. Originally Posted by boardman

Hell no its already hard to get them in the shower to me its unsafe but hey what do I know

Ice always wanted to experience a real Nuru.

I had a fake-ass Nuru from a black chick a few years ago. She claimed she had been trained by a Mamasan. Ever since having a "hood-style" Nuru I've always wondered what the real thing was like. Originally Posted by IceCreamMan

YouTube is your friend

Ever since having a "hood-style" Nuru.... Originally Posted by IceCreamMan

LMMFAO

The problem with trying and geting the best of something, nothing else seems to measure up.

... like Nuru with Monica.

If you've never experienced Nuru with the seaweed gel it's incomparable to anything else in terms of how slippery it is and how little needs to be reapplied to maintain that slippery slide.

A talented Nuru girl will make you think you're getting a four hand as they use their feet, hands, breasts, and everything else to tantalize. Plus it's an edible lubricant so they can move right into a BBBJ at any time or use their tongue elsewhere.

It's a bit weird, it's a bit messy, but damn it's pretty great... Originally Posted by SpiceItUp

^^^^^
pretty much this.

when done right and done by someone who is interested in your pleasure as well as theirs, it is extremely sensual and incredible. just lay back and let the lady do her thing. i have seen both Diamond and Monica. while each has a different style, both were amazing.

max, you've seen Diamond, you know what nuru is.

Hell no its already hard to get them in the shower to me its unsafe but hey what do I know Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Dudes don't want to shower? Gross.

If there's no shower available, DEAL BREAKER.

CLEANLINESS BEFORE NAUGHTINESS.....that's my mantra.

FYI... Monica is not officially "retired". Taking some time off and doing some traveling.

I have seen Diamond Dream, Jennie Leen, Monica Angel, and some white chic in a shabby house.

Monica was the best with lots more IOP, IMO, YMMV.

Why the heck do these white knights continue to mention Thai Monica. She retired people, old pussy, forget about her already guys! Yall keep on beating a dead horse with mentioning thai monica. Originally Posted by frankocean187

LMAO!!!!

I'd like to try it! Receiving one, that is =D

Dudes don't want to shower? Gross.

If there's no shower available, DEAL BREAKER.

CLEANLINESS BEFORE NAUGHTINESS.....that's my mantra. Originally Posted by charly01

There is a shower and a toilet with soap

Why the heck do these white knights continue to mention Thai Monica. She retired people, old pussy, forget about her already guys! Yall keep on beating a dead horse with mentioning thai monica. Originally Posted by frankocean187

Monicas as te best at it an up until recently- go to for Nuru. Anytime someone mentioned it. monicas name would be right behind. That's all

There is a shower and a toilet with soap Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

toilets with soap are hard to find.

My question obviously is, if any other substance is used besides the traditional seaweed based gel, is it a Nuru massage or does the body to body sliding process constitute a Nuru massage? I personally think the term is way over used. Originally Posted by MaxShaft

My answer to your question, no. And I agree the term is overused. I wrote a review of a lady who gave me what she advertised as a Nuru massage. Good massage, but in the review, I did not call it a Nuru massage because she did not use the nuru gel.

And I know you know where to get the real thing. In Houston, yes, the best are Diamond, Monica and, some say, Ms Leen.

What always makes me laugh are the guys who say Diamond taught the others so she is the best. Please, did your daddy teach you basketball or pitching? Have you not surpassed his skill level? Did you play sports? Even up to the college level? Do you think your coach was better than you at your specialty?

You need to know what you are doing to teach it. Helps if you are good. But the talented student often surpasses the teacher.

Is that statement unture?