So yesterday, I asked my dentist how long I have to wait until things return to normal and he said to avoid using a straw for at least a week, avoid carbonation, etc., and he said that most people are back to work in 2-3 days - and I laughed. He asked what was funny, and I said something to the effect of I'm not most people, and I don't have that kind of job. And of course he seemed puzzled, so I pulled up my profile on my phone and showed him. I'm not really sure how he took it, honestly. But I'm hoping that he does some research and finds me here (and finds this post!), because holy fuck, that man is hot! And my incall is conveniently located just a few minutes from his office.
Originally Posted by Claire She Blows
Ah thinck this is why yew spillt yer beaners ta yer toof doct'r. Cuz, all yew had to dew ta git whut yew needed ta know is axsk, "Hey, when is it safe fer me ta give BJs ta mah feller? Cuz Ah kin suck tha chrome off'n a trailer hitch an' Ah swaller." Heck, he mighta said "Yew kin get ta dewin' thet right now. Lemme lock tha door an' demunahstrate."
But in yer submahconchus mind yew laffed and toldt him cuz down deep yew wanted ta let him know so yew culd mebbe rattle his cage an' mebbe dip his wick in yer squish mitten, all NSA-like an' mebbe make back summa whut yew paidt 'im.