Scallywag Pricing Matrix (per Jack Flash's request)

How about an AP for my Android so I can walk in the room and take a photo of the girl and the application does all the calculations for me.

Someone already stole the name
http://www.appbrain.com/app/hooker-app/com.talax.hooker

How about an AP for my Android so I can walk in the room and take a photo of the girl and the application does all the calculations for me.

Someone already stole the name
http://www.appbrain.com/app/hooker-app/com.talax.hooker Originally Posted by Jack Flash

Android paid me to provide the Linear Approximations for this app. I tried to sell it to Apple but they weren't interested

Is there a deduction for Covered Hand jobs?

^holy crap I just spit on my screen!! Now that right there is funny

Is there a deduction for Covered Hand jobs? Originally Posted by Out_of_Bounds

Really? CHJ?

That should be a full refund!

Really? CHJ?

That should be a full refund! Originally Posted by northsider77379

Goat pays extra for CHJ's. He's a germaphobe!

Is there any addition or deduction if she won't Fuck a Black Guy or Two?

Really? CHJ?

That should be a full refund! Originally Posted by northsider77379

refund? if you paid up front then I say she deserves it all n00b

Oh I can't wait till he sees these posts

You know I just couldn't resist.

Is there a deduction for Covered Hand jobs? Originally Posted by Out_of_Bounds

That just keeps getting funnier!

Is there a deduction for Covered Hand jobs? Originally Posted by Out_of_Bounds

Go stick a finger up your ass and jack off.

Really? CHJ?

That should be a full refund! Originally Posted by northsider77379

I tried bro. They said fuck you and thanks for the loot.

Goat pays extra for CHJ's. He's a germaphobe!

Is there any addition or deduction if she won't Fuck a Black Guy or Two? Originally Posted by Jack Flash

Really though. Guess they really don't like sex. Only on it for the money. Hell, my money is good too. Riddle me that.

refund? if you paid up front then I say she deserves it all n00b Originally Posted by Rezo

yes I did put the money on the night stand. And yes she grabbed it right after the chj. And yes I should of beat her to death with my dick.

You know what I learned:
A. I shoulda downloaded that english to spanish app sooner.
B. CHJ is the NEW GFE
C. You can all suck my dick
D. I coulda saved a lot of money be switching to Geico.
E. I went into the restroom and whacked off and by-jove it didn't feel good w/o a wrapper.
F. All of the above.

CHJ is the new GFE? That's a good one bro.
But I usually like someone else to stick a finger up my ass and jack me off. Sans rubber of course.
But WALDT applies.

Scallywag-

1. A person who is known to be a treacherous lying son-of-a-bitch, and usually smells bad.

2. A term of endearment used by pirates.

3. A term of endearment used by hobbyist for providers that are only slightly above the category of "unfit for human consumption"

Ok so this is just the basics (101 level) of how to price scallywags, crackwhores, cumdumpsters, streetwalkers, busted up bitches, alley kats, skid row skanks and all other questionable hoes.

Always follow the basic rules, then modify your techniques for ever situation where you are interacting with said scallywag.

Basic rules

1. Start Low- if a price is quoted on scallywag's BP ad or if a quote is given orally over the phone always start your offer at no more than 50% of quoted rate. Example:

Scallywag "Its 200 for the hour, 150 for the half hour"
Your Reply "How bout we make it 80 for the hour"

2. Always ad on services for the same rate. You are trying to get the most "bang for your buck" here so always try to get MSOG, Greek, and all other fetishes included for the same fee.

3. Always question the scallywags credibility. She is the one providing unknown factors into the equation, not you, so always call her out on it. Example:

You "Are those pics real? I bet you don't look like that? I better not show up and you be 100 pounds heavier than those pics and have a busted up face or I'm leaving"

Example 2:

You "You better provide everything your telling me you will, I want (all the services) for this amount. I don't want you trying to tell me that you need more or that something is not included when i get there"

And finally remember if a scallywag won't see you on YOUR terms then hang up on her. 95% of the time she will call you back within 5 mins agreeing to your terms or to make her next counter offer. If you can't see her on your terms then move on to the next one. There are many many many of these types of providers on BP, CL, 1thru99, Sugardaddy, and all other types of websites, some even appear on our fine site every once in a while but most never achieve verified status because they can't remember their password and username or their laptop gets either broken or stolen within 3 days of creating their account.

Standard Deduction Matrix for Scallywag Pricing






Originally Posted by cockstrong

ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is some REAl playa shit!! I'm LOVIN' IT!!

That spread sheet is just too funny. lmao