My apologies to the "Cowsill's"...
I asked her why
She's such a hairy gal
She's hairy high and low
Don't ask her why
Cause she don't know
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling
Gimme a twat with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there hair
Knee length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere puffy fluffy
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as she can grow it
Her hair
Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in her knees
Give a home to the fleas in her hair
A home for fleas
A hive for buzzing bees
A nest for the birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of her...
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as she can grow it
Her hair
I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!
Oh say can you see
Her knees if you can
Then her hair's too short
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as she can grow it
Her hair