Will You Marry Me?

Ranchhand's Avatar
Married 4 times. It took me that long to figure out I was only doing it for the honeymoons. Then I found out I could have the honeymoons without the marriage. Live and learn.
London Rayne's Avatar
Heh..me too lol. I want to go to Italy next go round.
If we're being truthful, been with the same woman since I was 19. Married for the last 7 of those years. Only civilian woman I've ever been with.
Still Looking's Avatar
Italy you say? I understand!
burkalini's Avatar
Still your funny. Sick but funny
Still Looking's Avatar
Still your funny. Sick but funny Originally Posted by burkalini
That’s what my ex-wives attorneys would tell me! LOL Thanks Burk.
burkalini's Avatar
That's what my priest would tell me
Still Looking's Avatar
That's what my priest would tell me Originally Posted by burkalini
Sweet N Little's Avatar
Italy you say? I understand! Originally Posted by Still Looking
Lmao!!! Marry me dammit!!!lol I love you
Still Looking's Avatar
Lmao!!! Marry me dammit!!!lol I love you Originally Posted by Sweet N Little
Now how can I say no to that? Let me make a quick call to my attorney. When he is done laughing I'll get him started on the Prenup. Mean while we can start the honeymoon! I think I already have our wedding song picked out! If history repeats itself, I'm sure I'll be the walking Penguin! LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY51z1kar-4



pyramider's Avatar
Italy you say? I understand! Originally Posted by Still Looking

The point thing on the end looks painful. Might need to hold off on the trip until it falls off.
Still Looking's Avatar
The point thing on the end looks painful. Might need to hold off on the trip until it falls off. Originally Posted by pyramider
It's NOT a Jewish country!? LOL
burkalini's Avatar
Just call Still ole arrow dick
Still Looking's Avatar
Just call Still ole arrow dick Originally Posted by burkalini
Whats your point? LOL