Fuck, marry or kill......

Michelle Obama ahhhh kill
Hilary Clinton and kill
Nancy Pelosi and ahhh kill

Marry - Tina Fey...... A lifetime of laughs, I am in.

Fuck - Paula Abdul. Crazy bitches are the best in the sack. Think about some of the craziest chicks you've slept with and what do they have in common? Great with BCD! (why is that, anyway??)

Kill - Ann Coulter

Amy Winehouse, Courtney Love, Kelly Osborne

Marry Courtney, Tequila, penicillin and a bullet will cure anything that ails you.
Fuck Amy, I have a thing for chubby chicks.
Kill -Kelly it's the merciful thing to do.(;

tRick quest there is only one write answer
Attilla,
Traveling Man,
Hitler.

Fuck Kelly Osborne, but only as a gesture of contempt.
Marry Amy Winehouse, and skip the conjugal visits.
Kill Courtney Love before she kills me.

Now some tough choices:

Mister Rogers, Al Franken, Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman)

Marry Mr. Rogers,
What a great husband! He'd help around the house, go get groceries, all the while his voice so calm and soothing.

Kill Pee Wee! His voice would be intolerable.

Fuck Al Franken. Why not?

Kathy Griffin, Kathie Lee Gifford, EllenDegeneres

Fuck - Kathy Griffin - does the carpet match the drapes?
Marry - Ellen D - 3-way anyone?
Kill - Kathy Lee - maybe get a 2fer and regis will be standing next to her.

"Is that your final answer?!"

The Situation, Zach Galifianakis, Stephen Colbert

Fuck - kathy Griffin (she has told lots of stories of her escapades and will give it up)
Marry - Ellen (just to see her wife Portia every day)
Kill - Kathy Lee

(American Idol Version)
Kelly Clarkson, Fantasia, Crytal Bowersox

Fuck~The Situation. Hot Italian stud, hell yes! I could put up with his idiocy for an hour (or a night )

Stephen Colbert ~ I actually want to fuck him too. So I'll put him down as "Marry" so I could enjoy him night after night, day after day.

Zach Galifianakis~ sorry, Zach. There's only one choice left


Lisa Minnelli, Lizzie Borden, Liz Taylor

Kill Lisa Minelli, an act of mercy.
Marry Liz Taylor, she's rich and should die soon.
Fuck Lizzie Borden, the thrill of sex and danger combined.

Taylor Swift, Lee Ann Rimes, Carrie Underwood

Kill Taylor - Too young for me
Marry Carrie - She seems the mothering type
Fuck Lee Ann - Should would just divorce my ass for someone else anyways...plus, she cheats


2nd try on this(American Idol Version)
Kelly Clarkson, Fantasia, Crytal Bowersox

Kelly Clarkson, Fantasia, Crytal Bowersox Originally Posted by jimminn

Fuck - Bowersox .. too bad I didn't know who this was. Google results says: .. boring American Idol loser who could get it.

Marry - Clarkson .. she could get fucked too for the right price.

Kill - Fantasia .. can I just fuck her to death?
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Easy one ..

Phyllis Diller, Betty White, Diane Keaton

Marry - Betty White she has alot of money, plus she would run off all my annoying ass family members.

Fuck- Diane Keaton - Sexy cougar, why not.

Kill - Phyllis Diller - Okay I don't want to kill her, but it was the only option left. Sorry :-(


Brittney Spears, Sharon Stone, Ashton Kutcher

Brittney Spears, Sharon Stone, Ashton Kutcher Originally Posted by lisa.lisa0302

Too easy!

Kill Brittney Spears...does this one really need explanation?

Marry - Ashton. Does this one need explanation, either? He's hilarious AND he is sexy as Hell?! I'm almost torn on whether to marry him or just fuck him, though.

Fuck - Sharon Stone. Again, I am torn on whether to marry or fuck her, I think either would be great. She's crazy sexy and Mensa smart. Great combination.

Gilbert Gottfried, Carrot Top, Gary Busey

Too easy!

Kill Brittney Spears...does this one really need explanation?

Marry - Ashton. Does this one need explanation, either? He's hilarious AND he is sexy as Hell?! I'm almost torn on whether to marry him or just fuck him, though.

Fuck - Sharon Stone. Again, I am torn on whether to marry or fuck her, I think either would be great. She's crazy sexy and Mensa smart. Great combination.

Gilbert Gottfried, Carrot Top, Gary Busey Originally Posted by Dannie

This just in from the official bureau of, F.M.K., though your response is provocative, it has been reviewed and rated as a violation your reward
5 points.
Please continue, Gotfried, Carrot, Garry Buzzy.

Gilbert Gottfried, Carrot Top, Gary Busey Originally Posted by Dannie

Fuck - Carrot dude .. the other two are old .. and by "fuck" I mean for only $100,000 he can slap a wig on me and have his way. No Exception!!

Marry - Gottfried .. he better have life insurance because he's going to die. .... abruptly. .... right after our marriage.

Kill - Busey .. just to watch him pontificate his death as it happens.


Was that so hard? .. Yes.

Aishwarya Rai ,Scarlett Johansson, Salma Hayek.