Things Noone Tells You About Divorce

CoHorn's Avatar
FTH, I'm sure it could have been worse. It's actually funny how devious people can be.

Note to self...Don't piss off Berkleigh
CajunBred's Avatar
Haha, took the toilet paper....sorry, but that shit's funny. But like others have said, it definitely could have been a lot worse. My ex took both of my dogs while I was in class (college), and I never saw her again. Last I ever heard of her, she was on crystal meth getting gangbanged at a party one night. This is a girl who grew up in a great home with a great family and never touched drugs to my knowledge before we split up. Life is freaking crazy I tell you!

Btw, Berkleigh...you are hard-fucking-core! I love it!
Int3rested's Avatar
Had a buddy go home one day & most the stuff was gone. Called him the next day to see if he had heard from the GF. He said "no, but you know there gone when they take the peanut butter".
NeedingMore's Avatar
Way better off is thing you always have to remember. Besides, think of all the freedom you have now. Think of all the primed providers!

Now I have heard of some crazy stuff on this board already, so think twice about getting and and five times about geting out!

BTW, my ex likes calling my family and talking trash. I signed her up for porn and sent it to her work! Good times.
And the reason divorce is so expensive?

Because it's worth it!

Flyer
cptjohnstone's Avatar
And the reason divorce is so expensive?

Because it's worth it!

Flyer Originally Posted by b2flyer51
yea, I traded my 58yo ex in for the girl in my avatar 37yo...have yet to bed her but she confirmed the other night after she teased me with a good hard sucking bj that she did not finish but latter said she swallows.. she maybe the next Mrs cptjohnstone
fun.time.hobbyist's Avatar
Mental note, do not date Berkleigh. It is an eventuality that as men we will piss off our women . Best to avoid. LOL
TheGiftedOne's Avatar
There was a classic line in the movie "Heat". Robert DeNiro said, "never accumulate anything you can't walk away from in 10 seconds". Great line.

I had all my clothes tossed on the hood of my truck one night, so I threw them in the driveway and left. Always travel light...she's eventually gonna wig out!!!