How do you hide money?

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  • Busty
  • 11-12-2024, 09:10 PM
I grabbed the cat leash and took Waffles for a short walk. Originally Posted by Foxtrotdancer
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Sir Waffles is my cat Originally Posted by Foxtrotdancer
Are you sure it's not a small dog?
Cats do not put up with interruptions to their preferred lifestyle.
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  • bcglx
  • Yesterday, 09:29 AM
Go with gambling addiction specifically lotto,scratch offs, and game machines. Tell her it helps you blow off steam and majority of gas stations only accept cash. Buy some scratch offs and lottos and pull money from gas station atms. It's your money too so you can buy whatever you want and whenever she buys a stupid purse give her some slight shit about it
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Go with gambling addiction specifically lotto,scratch offs, and game machines. Tell her it helps you blow off steam and majority of gas stations only accept cash. Buy some scratch offs and lottos and pull money from gas station atms. It's your money too so you can buy whatever you want and whenever she buys a stupid purse give her some slight shit about it Originally Posted by bcglx
I still think the d**g addiction is a better idea. The wife will feel guilty that she basically broke him down & drove him to such a low point, she'll start giving him pitty pussy.
Are you sure it's not a small dog?
Cats do not put up with interruptions to their preferred lifestyle. Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter
Geez if I say up you say down
You absolutely can train a cat to walk with a leash. Of course it's not around their neck it's a harness similar to a dog's harness. I've had waffles since a kitten and have spent money and time on this cat. I would dare say this cat is smarter than some humans. Waffles is a very congenial cat and very sophisticated. Almost snooty. If the community here had been nicer to me from the beginning I perhaps would have indulged everyone with videos of me walking my beloved Waffles.
I don't think Waffles likes my wife because she sometimes looks at here in a condescending way. Perhaps Waffles is racist. Who knows. But I think it's more that Waffles senses something isn't right and her beloved protector isn't totally happy. My wife spends no time with Waffles. A lot of times I see Waffles giving my wife major side eye as if saying I wish this lady would just leave.
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I supplement my cash every time I buy groceries with cash back. Why I go to store multiple times a week. Buy throw away receipt at STORE!!!!!!
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I supplement my cash every time I buy groceries with cash back. Why I go to store multiple times a week. Buy throw away receipt at STORE!!!!!! Originally Posted by Samcro84
I tried that back when I was with wife #3. After a month she started asking why I was spending so much $ every week on groceries but we were having bologna sandwiches for lunch and goulash for dinner every day.
My $$$ is direct deposited.

My hr allows me to put money into different accounts. I have a separate account for hobby that is not connected to my online banking.

Every paY period my $$$ is deposited. It shows up in a lump sum in our joint account and in my hobby account.

Obviously, if someone was super savvy with financial matters or a divorce attorney were to get involved, they could figure out a certain % of $$ is missing.

For my situation, I've been diverting a % for years and she has never suspected a thing.
Just tell her you went nuts betting sports a few times. Won’t happen again. Problem solved
I win my hobby money gambling. All of it on golf. No having to hide it. Keep a roll in my locker. I am sunk if I ever get the yips.