Ha, best idea EVER: Jello wrestling

WyldemanATX's Avatar
They made us wrestle in off season football I did not like it then and still do not want to do it.

I would love to wrestle two ladies in KY that would be fun.
knotty man's Avatar
i think most guys find male on male jello wresting very gay. make it ufc rules with protective gear of course(dont want anyone seriously hurt) .then you might have a following
DRorchia's Avatar
Sooo I was thinking how to capitalize off some people's flair for the dramatic and I came up with this scenario:

People who go back and forth with each other on the board should meet offline in the real world, get naked and wrestle in a pool of Jello to prove who is just a keyboard commando and who can back up what they claim. Boys against boys. Girls against girls.

That's blatant sexism! It should definitely be co-ed. First off, no better way for a keyboard commando to be put in place than to have his butt handed to him by a girl in jello wrestling. Second, think of all the extra fun drama that would be started on the board so that guys would have an excuse to jello wrestle some of the girls and vice versa! Coming to think of, if this becomes a reality, I think I have a beef to settle with you Hannah!
I'll see you in the jello arena!

We can charge 5 bucks a person to watch and the proceeds can go to a hobby related charity of the winner's choice. No cameras at the event.

*note: any contestant found eating the jello(I'm talking to you sixx) or taking too much pleasure in holding their opponents naked jello covered body will be disqualified.*

I think everyone that posts here on a regular basis has at least one person here they'd like to kick the shit out of so this could be a fun alternative. Originally Posted by Hannah Heresy
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Fancyinheels's Avatar
...FYI... We had Jello Wrestling at our December GC Party and it got extremely messy.....

It's sexy as hell on the right ladies..... but sticky and ruins clothes..... Originally Posted by Whispers
Saran wrap-a-round robes for pre-Jello, Brawny towels for after.

Loser has to get on all fours and mop up. Better make sure it's artificially sweetened for those on sugar-free diets.
Whispers's Avatar
They made us wrestle in off season football I did not like it then and still do not want to do it.

I would love to wrestle two ladies in KY that would be fun. Originally Posted by Wyldeman30
Why do you want to go to Kentucky?
It's kinda hot to me if I could get straight guys to make out with each other...it's like the ultimate control over a dude because the last thing a genuinely straight guy wants is to make out with another guy.

HAHAHA OOPS my real agenda is showing!

i think most guys find male on male jello wresting very gay. make it ufc rules with protective gear of course(dont want anyone seriously hurt) .then you might have a following Originally Posted by knotty man
WyldemanATX's Avatar
KY Jelly. I understand that 18 to 20 yr old strippers do not need KY.
Fancyinheels's Avatar
I would love to wrestle two ladies in KY that would be fun. Originally Posted by Wyldeman30
Have you tasted KY? If you're wrestling 2 ladies coated in it, you're going to.

Go organic. Breast enhancements should be the only artificial additives allowed.
WyldemanATX's Avatar
How about flavored lube!
Hey Darlin! If you're serious . . .


I would like to wrestle Six and/or Whispers. . . what do you/they say? . . .

I'm sure it'll be a smash but how much fun to be smashed by the best?!

Jello or lube. . . it doesn't matter to me. But lube may be funner. I would even recommend NURU.

I promise to be in my bikini if you get down to your skivies. . .
Rand Al'Thor's Avatar
eh, there really isn't anyone I want to kick the shit out of, or even lift a finger to harm.

If you just want fun, there was a night where an ex and I emptied two full bottles of lube on ourselves along with candle wax over the course of an hour or so... Had to throw away the mattress after, but it was worth it!
hey darlin'!

I want to wrestle whispers or sixx also but then I thought about weight classes etc. and decided it might not be a great idea. I would say you and I could tag team one of them but in reality that'd be more like we are rewarding them for bad behavior. lol

If you're willing and no one objects then I think it'd be a sight to see for sure!
Hey Darlin! If you're serious . . .


I would like to wrestle Six and/or Whispers. . . what do you/they say? . . .

I'm sure it'll be a smash but how much fun to be smashed by the best?!

Jello or lube. . . it doesn't matter to me. But lube may be funner. I would even recommend NURU.

I promise to be in my bikini if you get down to your skivies. . . Originally Posted by Maxeen Monroe
sixxbach's Avatar
Wow... Maxeen vs. Sixx..... or Maxeen &Hannah vs. Sixx......

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mm

sixx
It's for Chastity! I mean Charity!

I'm game. And I did call out my players....but I would really also like to play with my dear Hannah too.
WyldemanATX's Avatar
I am now jealous! I want to wrestle Hannah and Maxeen. Maybe I could get Maci Lynn and Marley Monroe to wrestle.