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Now onto the money.... Money won't buy true happiness...only temporary satisfaction. Originally Posted by Reese Foster

Money won't buy happiness, but it lets you be miserable in a lot nicer places.

So let's see... I have some money, but I have a small dick and I have no clue how to use it... and I am also fat.

So where does that put me?

netman

Wow, this is the funniest thread I have ever seen a man start! Love it!

Most women don't care as much about the size of your penis, but the way you use what you have.

Now onto the money.... Money won't buy true happiness...only temporary satisfaction. Originally Posted by Reese Foster

I love ya Reese, but I do have to disagree with you on some points. In hobbyland, they all have big dicks! But now I'm taking my hooker hat off and speaking as a regular gal here lol

Most women DO care about the size of the penis. Sure, they TELL you it doesn't matter. But c'mon now. If a dude drops his pants and you think to yourself "where is the rest of it" or "I don't know where he plans to put THAT thing" then obviously we have a situation. If he drops his pants and you think "ahhh yes!" then it's all good.

I don't care how much oral you give me. I HAVE to have the dick-ESPECIALLY if I cum. (guess that's why I wouldn't make a good lesbian) And if you have no dick to give me, well, it's just not gonna work. On the flip side of that, if your dick is so huge I'm praying for it to be over with cuz it hurts, we have another problem. Mr. Nubalicious is going to have to understand I'm going to have something on the side. Mr. Bigschlong is gonna have to understand he will have something on the side.

Money may not buy happiness but it sure pays the bills. And when the bills are paid I'm happy lol. But....I would prefer option C....perfect penis and moderate living.

Meg

I was at work today, working quite hard. Then a thought came to me. Would you rather have a big dick and be broke as hell or be loaded and have a small dick? Originally Posted by Rambro Creed

What exactly were you working on to make you think of this

To answer your question Creed, I would take a combination of both, which is what I am...I have a big dick and I am loaded


ok, ok, as you like to say "I keed"...I'm only loaded




btw, Emmitt ROCKS

Being broke as hell can always be cured with some hard work even if you are starting over later in life. Look at the number of people who were broke until well after 40 years old.

Having a "Thumb Tack" for a penis like I am sure those who need the snuggy condoms, is forever.

Everytime I see you write I think of Donovan from the ticket.

And dude, you been watching way too much porn. Got your imagination going wild.

Average dick and above average money. Happy with what I got.

To answer your question Creed, I would take a combination of both, which is what I am...I have a big dick and I am loaded

Originally posted by DED

Excellent combination

Hmm, a man with a pee wee dick and lots of money.....does he lick a pussy good. Im just saying. Afterwards he can afford to take us some place nice, maybe lay on the beach, and sip nice drinks. PS he can always buy me a big dick vibrator.

I was at work today, working quite hard. Then a thought came to me. Would you rather have a big dick and be broke as hell or be loaded and have a small dick? I'm not talking average size. Not even a 4 incher. I'm talking going through life being called Pee Wee. Point and laugh kind of smallness. But you have bank. Or you could be a big dick mofo. Yeah, you have A job, most of the time, but you don't go through life throwing money around.

I asked this in co-ed to give the ladies a chance to put their two cents in, if they care to. I don't know where this thought came from, so don't ask. Before I give my input, I'll wait for a few responses. Originally Posted by Rambro Creed

Damn dude. But I don't believe you, send me a pic. ( Kidding).

So let's see... I have some money, but I have a small dick and I have no clue how to use it... and I am also fat.

So where does that put me?

netman Originally Posted by netman

I was at work today, working quite hard. Then a thought came to me. Would you rather have a big dick and be broke as hell or be loaded and have a small dick? Originally Posted by Rambro Creed

Oh, To answer my own question, I would take the big dick. Reason being is because it's permanent. So would having a wee wee You could always change your money situation. Originally Posted by Rambro Creed

Right off the bat, I would have chosen the small dick (thanks for clarifying tiny, I feel much better about myself now) over the big dick since I assumed I could not change my financial disposition. But since you have mentioned that I can, definitely the big dick.

Just like I would chose to be a poor Brad Pitt than Bill Gates.

mine is small, just like my bank account

Neither. I'll take average dick and middle-class paycheck.

be thankful if you have average anything

when everything about you is below average, like rambro said it really does fuck with your mindset

I would take any scenario mentioned in the thread, even just average everything

I hobby because that is the only way I can get a woman to lower herself to having physical activity with me, especially after the first time she sees me

you know it's bad when a woman you are paying can't even bring herself to tell such an outrageous lie like, "no, you aren't small"

it's like if a 5'4" 350 lb person were to ask you if they are fat. You can't say no, because that is just too obvious that you are full of it

I think most people want what they don't have, so with me she would basically want everything

I know most of the guys that are average wish they were bigger, but imagine what it's like to be much smaller, and have nothing else about you that is desirable.

even the women that state it doesn't matter, but.... there's always a condition, if this, if that.... what if none of the conditions apply

sorry for the dark post but the point is, be thankful if anything about you is average or greater

When it comes to penis size, it truly doesn't matter what you would prefer to have. Your penis size is set, and there is nothing you can do to change it. What you can do is learn how to effectively please your female partner. When your female partner is well pleased, she can overlook your smaller penis, and conversely....she may love your larger dick....for most women will admit enjoying a sense of "fullness." In reality, according to the women I know and have enjoyed, both in and out of the hobby, the perfect dick is 6 to seven inches and has girth. And....if you have that perfect dick women have described to me....you still need to know how to please a woman.

When it comes to money, most can make enough to have a reasonable standard of living. For those who are blessed with lots of money and higher earnings, many earned those money opportunities legitimately, and, of course, some are lucky in life when it comes to money.

Your amount of wealth can change, but dick size is forever. Because of these two truisms, this thread doesn't do anything for our everyday lives....but....fantasy...that is why we hobby!

TexasT - don't worry darlin'...your wood is better than morning coffee.


Extra cream please!




XOXO
ItalianaPrincess

PS> Reminds me of a blind date I went on one time. The guy showed up wearing a T-shirt that read "Beavers Love Wood".

Oh, Reese darling. I have the worst of both worlds: small dick and broke.



I keed (not small by any stretch. Well, no one's ever pointed and laughed). To answer my own question, I would take the big dick. Reason being is because it's permanent. So would having a wee wee You could always change your money situation. Dick size, whether all of us admit it or not, has psychological effects on us. Some greater than others, but some, nontheless. You can be with the finest girl in the WORLD. Booty, titties, pretty face, flowing hair, great personality, the whole nine. If you have a wee wee, and know DEEP DOWN in your soul you ain't hitting that right, the psychological fallout could be astronomical. You know the big dick SHARKS are out there, circling, ogling, setting off masculine pheromones (sp). They flirt with her when you ain't looking or when she's at the grocery store while you're breadwinning at Corporate America. Yeah, you bought her a brand new BMW, but she ain't had a 'good fucking' since she was a cheerleader in high school.

The big dick sharks have radar for this kind of thing. They keep fucking with her. Even if she resists initially, a crack of a smile reinforces Big Dick Sharks' efforts, and he keeps coming. All he needs is one break. Oonnne lucky ass moment. At the grocery store, her big, firm, pretty, round ass (that she maintains with her gym membership.....that YOU pay for) in a superthin sundress just grazes his dick one time as she scoots by him (because he's intentionally in her way or some shit)...and the dick twitches. Her sexiness sends a rush of blood straight to it, and she felt it. The sexual energy is in the air. Now, he may not fuck her TONIGHT, but there will be a next time. There will be a next time, because she can't stop thinking about it. She may even go looking for him. Sexual urges are a motherfucker.

Oh, dick size matters. Deep down we all know this (regardless of what women say). So does money. One matters more to some than others. There are some things that money just can't buy. One is permanent (unless you run into Lorena Bobbitt) and doesn't have to be maintained or carefully guarded. One may not be had intially, but can be acquired later in life, as well be lost after having it. Some are lucky to have the best of both. Others are unlucky to have the worst of both. The rest of us probably fall somewhere in between.

Yeah, some say a big dick and no skills is worse than a small dick and great skills. Well, you can always learn how to be better in bed. Mr. Big Dick goes to Woman Pleaser school and graduates with honors. Now what?

Give me the big dick. I'll figure out a way to get paid. Originally Posted by Rambro Creed

ROTFLMAO......

WHen I saw your name on this thread, I knew it was going to be something......LOL

I never deal in Hypothethicals. What's the point..........It is what it is and you either deal or move on.................having said that.......

Morning Wood here................anyone awake.........LOL